HAPPY FADDAS DAY!
HOPE CHILD SUPPORT DOESNT MAR THIS HOLIDAY! YUCK YUCK!
BUT FROM THE GOOD REVEREND
SAY HEY TO THE KIDS
AND HOPE THEY GIVE A NOD TO YOU
IF NOT GIVE THEM A GIFT
IT IS GOING FROM THIER FATHERS
SEE YA ALL SOON IN MOTOWN
FADDA KEN!
BUT FROM THE GOOD REVEREND
SAY HEY TO THE KIDS
AND HOPE THEY GIVE A NOD TO YOU
IF NOT GIVE THEM A GIFT
IT IS GOING FROM THIER FATHERS
SEE YA ALL SOON IN MOTOWN
FADDA KEN!
posted by Fadda Ken at 6/16/2007 11:40:00 PM
4 Comments:
Hey Fadda Be vigilant...its all coming down now...soon the barnyard animals will be freed as the flood gates open and the Mudders all come hoem!
Now if the Homeland defense read this monkeyshit they would likely concede that they have latched onto some sort of maniacle terrorist group given the silly assed horse shit we have been writing these last few months, but I would like to offer a full professional disclaimer here, to save us taxpayers a lot of money in case some asshole thinks that they have discovered a cell of terrorists.....
Hey guys! Were just a bunch of old Rock and Roll Assholes planning a long awaited band reunion.
Come see us if you like...The plan is that we play at Jagers Castle Rock Club at North Gratiot Avenue, in Mt.Clemens, Michigan...but we dont even know when yet....We could use a few of your black limo type SUV's for transportation to the show when it happens....
Cmon out ....It'll be fun! Wanna?
- Doctor Hormone
Dearest Fadd Ken,
At this last Hawk/Mudd Farkelum, I made sure that whenever your name was mentioned, all bowed their heads in reverence (I even stood each time). We tried to contact you via telephone, but I suspect that the rectory phone was off the hook since it was after 10pm and The Erotic Network begins nightime broadcasting at 10pm until 6am. Your presence was missed, but we ask for your blessings from 2000 miles away. Tony D'Orio aka Danny Terio mentioned that you and he and others worked at LOCKO GLAZERS on Sherwood and Nevada, right around the block from me! Did I mention that the summit was held at HOOTERS? Go to my message boards for photos: http://mikeymoehawk.suddenlaunch3.com
Got it? GET IT!!!
Hey Fadda "Ya Sick Fuck Jerkoff Asshole Basement Clown Hip Displaced Mornic Child Molesting Piece of Shit Bag Biting Loser!"....
No offense....
We all tried to call you to offer our heartfelt condolences for the fact that you were too drunk to answer your fuckin phone to hear the good news!
The Good News:
#1 Your'e still alive to read this this worthless shit!
#2 White Mud had a Summit Meeting at Hooters in Roseville Mi. without us....well thats not such good news but...
#3 Jagers is about to open in the next few days! This is our big deal! I have been working with Kris for weeks to get this to happen...they now have their fire inspection and health food inspection approved and we are about to be invited to open for them as the first ugly band to play at Jagers Castle Rock Club!
We are around the corner from opening the plan to play there!
I am still holding back till I get a super green light from the club ownwers to say go...but I think it will be only days before we get the invite!
This means that when I hear from Kris, we will begin our planning for a no shit, absolute for sure thing.....
From the day I hear from Kris, it will be a matter of us organizing the rest of the band to just be there!
If they get the word by July 10 or 15...we will begin a plan to be in Michigan by whenever the soonest we can all be there!
Im ready as soon as July 30....I will announce to the troops as soon as Kris says go...
Figure by August or September by the latest to get all the animals ready for gametime!
Get your shit together mutherfucker!
Most Holy Fadda Of Kerfrumpshion on this lowliest of planets in the universe amen...
Please be one of the first to acknowledge that White Mud Blues Band has been officially invited to play at the new Jagers Castle Rock Club at 43785 North Gratiot Ave in Mt. Clemens Michigan anytime after September 1 2007 in the year of our loaf amen....
Im feeling the need to smell the dogshit of October 2007 in Michigan whilst we once again call each other nipples as in our childhood, and as the clowns of the basement of Willow Wisp runs over our balls with the Good Humor Truck of yesteryear...and the music of 1969 runs through our befuddled brains!
Get your amps tuned to the volume of eleven, and we get set to romp in the lands of happiness past amen and micela dennis and we set things straight in the land of New Falluja with our happy tunes of yesteryear!
Once again, in case Homeland Security is listening...this is nothing more than a rock show at a bar with a bunch of old hasbeens just trying to have a good time....
Personally, I didnt think that that fat clown from Pennsylvania Tom Ridge was the best call to run the Homeland Security Show anyway...He sucked! Duct tape? Fucking please!
Greg Hormone-
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