Wednesday, February 15, 2006

Pedestrian Church Member Finds Potatoe Chip With Mohammed's Image

From the Pedestrian Church:
one of the members has found a potato chip with an image of the prophet mohammed pissing up a rope on it!! it will be posted for sale on e-bay, the good reverend is only asking starting bids starting @ $10,995! a sly and the family stone pancake is also available!! buckwheat and spanky screwin miz crabtree on a cherry pop tart has also been found!! act now and a thorazine* schuffle instructional dance video will be sent with each and every order!! our bakers here @ the church of pedestria are willing to take orders now!! this offer is limited! cashiers checks and money orders, delivered to the good reverend c/o the pedestrian church are acceptable. the church needs money, a lot of our members are still afflicted with RDS (restless dick syndrome), all proceeds are going to be used in research and cures for this affliction!!
da good reverend
grand exalted ruler of the pedestrian church
prince of Pedestria
Humbly

*thorazine not included, allow 6 to 8 weeks for delivery of the video, after 9 weeks give it up ya moron!!!

9 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey FaddaKen,

Great start with you blog. Now you need to go back and edit in the titles (the most important tag on a page for the search engines). We want to make sure that you are found by the great unwashed masses!! (that's White Mud, but the public should be enlightened too) ;-)

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PS. Cool, you already got a real commenter and isn't he a hunk!!??! Maybe you are going to attack a diverse audience hear at the Pedestrian Church

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