fwum elmer fudd!!
hewoo evwybody! fadda ken is indisposed and so i m witing to evwyone while he is not here! he is vewy wowwied about the weunion! so wite back to doctor hormone so he can set a date for the weunion!! vewwy important!! so wite back and make sure evwyone gets this message!! fwum elmer fudd, fadda kens contact fwum beyond the gwave!!!
huwwy up an answer back!!!
bwessings on evwyone!!
huwwy up an answer back!!!
bwessings on evwyone!!
posted by Fadda Ken at 9/13/2006 03:04:00 AM
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mikey not only are we beseiged by hurricanes now a new threat, TSUNAMI waves!! hell and shit there was an earthquake in the gulf of mexico!! could have sent a wave right over the pastors pasture! and any time dom polski wants to use my car no probs!! but please dont call us whiners!! we always have cheese with the wine!! and the mitten state is my home even though i am in the armpit of the us of a! or should i say the crotch of the united states! but the only people sponging here are the greeks in tarpon springs! they still hard hat dive looking for sponges!!!now tampon springs is only about 5 miles south ofme and weeki watchee the mermaid spot is about 5 miles north of me. check out a map mikey i am @ 9240 mark twain lane in port richey florida about 2 miles from the gulf of mexico, google map it, anywhow blessings back from my extreme popeliness and my surgicall recovery is coming along fine, can nostra dom polski drive? i was always afraid of bendingover in front of him by nortown bowling alley!!PASTORALLY SPEAKING: 1. HE CAN DRIVE IF DOCTOR HORMONE WILL BEND OVER! B: KEEP THINGS IN ORDER. A: REFER TO 1 IF THERE IS CONFUSION. 3: MAKE SURE THAT NOSTRA DOM POLSKI USES NO LUBRICATION WHEN DRIVING THE GOOD DOC HORMONE! 5: WE MUST LEARN HOW TO COUNT! SEE YA SOON MIKEY
FROM THE HOLINESS OF THE GULF, LORD OF ALL WESTERN FLORIDA,NOCTURNALLY REPLYING, SACRIFICING A CHICKEN AND A STRAY DOG THAT WANDERED INTO THE PASTORS PASTURE, HOPEFULLY THE PEDESTRIAN CHURCH CAN START SELLING STRAY DOGS TO THE NEAREST CHINESE RESTERAUNT!! WANT IN ON THE ACTION? GATHER ANY STRAY DOGS CATS OR LLAMAS, RAID THE DETROIT ZOO! WE CAN OFFER WONDERFULL DOG,CAT AND LLAMA COMBINATIONS FOR BREAKFAST LUNCH OR DINNER! A NEW AND WONDERFULL CUISINE AVAILABE ONLY AT THE PEDESTRIAN CHURCH SUNDAY SOCIALS, BINGO ALSO!! SO MIKEY THINK OF IMPORTING RARE AND WONDERFULL EXOTIC ANIMALS TO FLORIDA! IN RETURN A PLETHORA!, A VERITABLE CORNUCOPIA OF RARE AND EXOTIC PETS CAN BE EXPORTED TO THE MITTEN STATE SO YOU CAN SELLTHEM TO THE LOCALCHINESE RESTERAUNT!!
Genitalmen,
(and i hope you both still are)
I cant help but be "profounded"* by the absolute brilliance of this dialogue! this commentary is as good as Elmer Fudds replacement blog on behalf of Fadda...
I think the meds that Fadda Ken is configrualating and ingesting along the way, are only doing him good! And when he and cousin Mickey Mo start talking that polish/catholic stuff, well...just freakin woweeee I go all to peices, makes me wish I could have been an altered boy back in the old hood...
Maybe I was... they say that those truamatic experiences driving naked in the Fathers 68 Cadillac convertible with the top down and the wind blowing across my balls...tend to make you want to forget...
But I do remember that summer ride down Wan Dikka...I...I dont want to talk about it no more...
WELL GOOD DOCTOR!! HEWWOO!! I MEAN HELLO! WANT A PEICE OF THE ACTION? SELL RARE AND ENDANGERED SPECIES OF ANIMALS FOR DINNER!! JUST THINK, OF THE COMMENTS: "YES THAT LAST BIT OF RARE WHITE RHINO WAS DELICIOUS! I THINK THE GOOD FADDA HAS A GREAT IDEA AND TO EAT THE LAST OF ANY SPECIES IS WELL WORTH THE PRICE I PAID!" dONALD TRUMP
ANOTHER COMMENT: "YES EATING THE LAST OF AN ENDANGERED SPECIES JUST ADDS TO THE ENJOYMENT OF THE WONDERFULL WAY IT WAS PREPARED!, ESPECIALLY EATING IN A FIFTY STYLE DINER WHILE PAYING AND EXORBITANT PRICE AND LISTENING TO THE WHITE MUD BLUES BAND AND THE MOHAWK BROTHERS OVER A CHEAP TINNY SPEAKER WHILE GUM SHEWING WAITRESSES WITH SMEARED LIPSTICK ARE SERVING YOU! I WILL BE BACK!GOV. ARNOLD SWARTZENEGGER! SO ACT NOW!! ENDANGERED SPECIES ARE RARE!! BUT WE CAN SERVE THEM WELL DONE TOO!!DONT FORGET IF WE WERE MEANT TO VEGETARIANS WHY ARE ANIMALS MADE OUT OF MEAT???!!!
You see kids, this is why staying up to date with your old favorite band...Whute Mud Blues band is an important lesson in....something.
I was chatting in my previouse blog response about my traumatic experience being...almost a polish catholic boy driving in the local Preists car down Van Dyke and our beloved Fadda responds with an intense dialogue about dead animals!
Imagine if you will for a moment...US! White Mud Blues Band with our own TV Show!
Visualize the conversation between all 25 of us onstage with a guest!
Meanwhile Cousin Mikey is soo freaked out about our obsession with storms and dead animals, that he is laying in a closet somewhere in the swamps stroking himself like a duck with fleas!
I say lets all meet in Detroit (New Falluja) very soon, and go bowling for perogis!
This is why animals are made out of meat!
fadda ken has fawwen down the stairs!!!! and he do'nt have a basement!! this is elmer , oh i am so wowwied!! he seems to be bweathing but he keeps muttewing under his bweath : i want pewogis!! oh my i will call the wocal authowities if i cant wake him up! doctor gweg i dont dare give him mouth to mouth wesuscitaion i may get vewwy high!!! i will dwag him to bed and call a nurse!! elmer in behalf of fadda ken!! pway for him and send money!!!!!!
Hewwo? Dis is 911....
Hewwoooo...did you make a cawl?
iz dis the addwess ov Fadda ken Swiwinski?
Hewwwoooo!?.....Fweakin...hewweellloo!
911 is dat you?? oh dis is elmer fudd!! Hewwooo??? oh da good fadda has swipped down da basement stairs! i think he is still bweathing!! shall i put him into the next world? should i asphyxwiate him? put a piwwow over his face? oh mudda fuck! am i gonna have a investigation? would anyone bewieve i did not murder fadda ken?? oh woe is me! oh my! a fadda pwease wake up! come back to us! i will say thwee hail mawees and an our fadda!! oh pwease come back to the wand of the wiving!!!oh i shall be pwosecuted by fwowida waw! pwosecuted by pwosecuters!! elmer washes his gwimy wittle hands fwum dis case!! if fadda ken survives wet it be known i had nothing to do wit his demise! i am wunning away!! a will wun to awizona or hawai! at weast there evwyone speaks with double u's!! i will hide out till i hear if fadda ken is awive!!!wet me know if fadda is awive!! the moron fell down da stairs!! i pwomise it is twue!! pwease bewieve me!! doctor gweg twy to contact fadda ken! he was foaming at the mouth after fawwing down his basement stairs!!! and he doesnt have a basement!! off to the airport!! getting a wide to hawaii where evwyone speaks with double U's, fadda bwysant is there in his we-incarnation and i will go into hiding wid him! well wog in an pubwish so elmer knows whats the situation! shall elmer have to hide all his wive for fadda kens twip down the stairs that werent there?? all wight!! talk to me soon dr gweg!!! udderwise i won.t know when the we-union is!! and if fadda ken wevives fwum his fall he maybe vewwy angwy!!and his angwiness is vewwy fowl!! wike chicken!!! chicken and turkey is vewwy fowl!!see evweone water! fadda kens alter boy
elmer fudd aka elmer fucked!! i weally hope i get away with dis cwime!!! ahahahahaahahhaha!
finawy i must say fadda ken wooked wike a bwind man in a dark woom wooking for a bwack cat that wasnt there! i west my case!!!
pan mikhail!stas was a michugina!and what a great name for a group! Katrina&the waves!! how about fletcher christian and the mutineers! how about fadda bwysant and the heretics! how about the Rainy Daze? how about Jock and the straps! how about froggy and the warts! how about doctor and the hormones!! how do you make a whore moan? don't pay her. how about hannibal and the cannibals! Cheese and the pepperonis. panama and the canals! tino and the revlons! login and the publishers, peter and the apostles, marco polo and the travelers, rocky and the mountains! grate and the lakes..........................
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