WELL FUCK YOUR ASS! BUCKWHEAT EVEN BE AMAZED! MUDDERS ARE PLAYING AGAIN! THANKX TO GREG THE DOC, MIKEY THE MOHAWK, HANK THE CHIEF , AND THE GREAT SIR MARTIN! A SPLENDID TIME IS GAURANTEED FOR ALL! ALL MUDD DUDES an DUDETTES
posted by Fadda Ken at 10/08/2007 02:45:00 PM
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Fadda Ken, it was a pleasure to receive your holy blessings in person last weekend. I had a lot of fun and am glad that we finally met face to face. Unfortunately, our planned "Tour or Nortown" had to be postponed due to time constrainsts, but there's always next year. Fucking bless you too. Got it? GET IT!!!
Your altar boy,
Mikey Moe Hawk
Hey Thats ok Cousin Mikey...I took the Holy Fadda over to the old digs in the Renta-Glass-Bubble-car from Alamo who made this vehicle special for special celebs who might be subject to assasination for various reasons....
After spending a week with the Holy Fadda, I realized owhy Alamo rented such a vehicle...
Nevertheless I kept him safe right up to the end of the trip, remembering my oath to protect the Holy Fadda of the Pedestrian Church, then I booted his narrow ass out onto the departure curb of Southwest Airlines where I promptly and respectfully told him to Fuck off until next year when he could spend his voyage with the likes of those who played Hookey this year.....
Hey Jerry The Spic, Walter Batanicle, and Rudy Rocket you worthless chicken assed losers! You missed the show of the century and you could have been there but oooooohhhh fuuccking Nooooooo!
You were busy being broke, getting divorced, and returning overdue library books!
Jerry...you loser...you couldnt have picked a worse time to let your marriage go to hell! Buy a calendar and a clock! White Mud week is no time to let your marriage go on the rocks and cause you to miss our show! You Really Suck!
Next year, when you are single and ready to go on stage, buy a corpse for a girlfriend! Remember! Necrophelia is never having to say youre sorry!
Walt, you sent us your tape of your madness as if being onstage via remote proxy showtime is a substitute! Hey which of us look like fucking Mormons to you?
Next year be here in person and we wont spend so much time making fun of you!
Rudy, Rudy Rudy......you are the worst of all! Your excuses were pathetic! At least Jerry and Walt had their lives in ruins as an excuse to not be there...You...you fucking ass clown were not only financially able, had the time and had permission from your wife to come out....You chose to go return and overdue library book or wash the dog instead...
If White Mud wasnt a lifelong Mafia type commitment (which you should understand given your family background) I would personally toss your narrow ass out of the band for insubordination.
You are officially awarded the Cosmic Fucking Nipple Of the Decade Award!
You missed the best thing White Mud has done in 38 years and as for as I am concerned, if you want to get there next year, you will have to find out about it by doing your own research.
You have the weblinks....have your people call our people!
-Doc Hormone.
Hey Fadda Ken where the hell are ya? after the Detroit trip you seemed to have dropped off the radar....
Calling Fadda Ken...calling Fadda Ken...come in...
-Doc Hormone
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