the revelation begins: faddakens code
the first revelation! after weeks of cleaning the pic of the last supper the pedestrian church has revealed hitherto unknown images that lennie davinci painted originally, centuries of grime and layers of paint were painstakingly removed under my indefatigable and constant supervision. It was not the last supper!!it was a party! Kosher pizza!! beer in abundance! and lennie da vinci also painted in the spoken words of the cats at the bash! Jesus is offering pizza to the apostles! a comment from one apostle at the right reveals that it only cost 30 peices of silver! was it delivery or pick up? and the holy grail appears to be not a grail but a mug of beer! one of the apostles at the far left is asking for more beer! and the white haired old apostle has discovered a chick in the midst of what was thought to be only men!! and the pizza appears to be FLOATING half off and half on the table!! click on the pic of course to enlarge! what kind of beer was served? what was on that pizza? was more beer delivered along with another pie? did the white haired apostle get lucky? if anyone has thoughts send those comments to the site! BUT!!! further restoration and layers of paint to be removed may reveal more secrets! faddakens code has just begun! AND who is da chick????the old white haired apostle is generally known to be St Peter! And where did Jesus find the chick? And who delivered the pizza? and what did they drive? who phoned in the order? further restoration and possible answers to these and more questions shall be persued!! thanx ya fucking morons!! bless your asses as long as you send cash otherwise reap the whirlwind of the cloned bodyguards described in my previous post!!
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pope of western florida
grand high exhausted ruler
and the keeper of faddakens code!
humbly
posted by Fadda Ken at 4/22/2006 01:03:00 AM
3 Comments:
Fadda forgive me for I have been astray! ;-)
I have been so busy in the Salt Caverns under Mount Clemens that I haven't had a chance to say how impressed I am with your research into breaking Lennie's code!
Wow, a babe at the Last Din-Din, plus pizza and beer! That is a discovery!
I believe that Doctor Hormone has been captured and tortured by pigmies or some other type of little people (maybe big titted midgets). I just got word that he has escaped and should be back in the real Miami Vice world again shortly.
Keep up the good works with the Pedestrian Church!
Sir Martin of White Mud
Given the divine providence here, I will be very careful not to be irreverent or blasphemeous, but certainly the code has been broken, if not hurled against the wall and smashed to pieces!
Fadda Ken, Most Homely Fadda!...many many questions remain unanswered and need to be revealed!
1. What actually WAS on that pizza?
2. What kind of car was the delivery guy driving?
3. How much did the apostles tip the pizza guy?
4. Who's dat girl?
5. What kind of beer were they drinking?
6. Why were there no black apostles in the painting?
7. What about the Poker cards that were mysteriously missing from the painting? Where were the famous Poker Playing Dogs?
8. Was the pizza unleavened bread?
Other questions ensue...
It was said that Jesus told Peter that while atop the cross, he could actually see Peter's house from there. Since Peter had no actual house in Jerusalem, what was that all about?
The apostles were supposed to have continued to observe the Supper in memory of Jesus. Does that mean that pizza and beer is the new Easter meal?
The code now being broken, I Doctor Hormone have begun research on the dust and grime that is being clinically cleaned from the surface of the painting...
I have begun assembling the painting dust which contains a large amount of lead-iron shavings from Davinci's pencil, subject to the influence of a simple magnatometer...
By moving an ordinary magnet over the dust samples, while they lie on a PVC test board, I have been able to ascertain some very profound revelations! For example...
I believe that Mr. Potato-Head was actually Judas Iscariot reincarnate!
(Auxillary question #35,) Why was Judas the only apostle with a last name? What was his social security number?
Also, my research with these metal shavings has revealed that Senator John Kerry (who served in Vietnam)
is an exact look-alike for Shakira!
By moving the "Divine" metal shavings around, over a photo of Senator Kerry, as you would with an Etch-A-Sketch toy, the results reveal an exact replica of Shakira on her Cover photo of her "Oral Fixation Tour" The rotten cunt! (Not you Shakira!, you're hot babe!)
I will be reporting on this profound research, courtesy of Fadda Ken who has finally broken the code! Amen!
Years ago I discovered a miraculous vision on my own shower door after I sprayed some foam shower cleaner on it.
As the foam dissolved, an apparition appeared of the Last Supper. At first it was an exact replica of Davinci's painting...In time, the representation of Christ evolved into a very authentic profile of Frank Zappa...
I wrote to Johnson & Johnson to ask if this apparition had occured for any other customers. They feigned an honest answer and instead sent me a free coupon for 2000 gallons of "Scrubbing Bubbles"
Like the auto industry, and the oil industry, as well as the pharmecutical industry, they have hidden the truth from us!
Jesus is in your soap! Jesus is in your common household cleaners!
Jesus is in your gas tank and in your pizza! Jesus even lives in your half empty can of Budweiser!
I believe that the Davinci Code being broken, will lead to an eventual reduction in gas prices, a reduction in world hurricanes and volcanoes, and a reduction in the breast sizes of blonde women who are in the pornography industry!
I praise you Fadda Ken for your
amazing work here! You are certainly in line for at least a Nobel Peace Prize!
Let us keep working together to bring about the revelations that world needs to bring an end to useless masturbation, and excessivel foul fucking language -amen!
Doc Hormone!
Your research is truly wonderful Fadda Ken. Now you have inspired Doctor Hormone and his magnotometer. But waz up wid this doc?
I believe that the Davinci Code being broken, will lead to an eventual reduction in gas prices, a reduction in world hurricanes and volcanoes, and a reduction in the breast sizes of blonde women who are in the pornography industry!
Don't be messing with doz big titties!
the Afro side of Sir Martin of White Mud
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