blessings mikey mohawk

mikey many pedestrians in the church ask the same question as did you why would you throw shit at the hand that feeds you? no reason monkees love to do that!! why would dick cheney shoot his buddy while hunting? why if a mirror reverses your image from left to right how come it doesn't reverse you from top to bottom? these are profound questions mikey and being the good reverend i shall attempt to answer them, why question these basic precepts, they are a matter of faith!!! so throw feces at anyone you desire!! didnt martin luther nail his feces (thesis as some prefer) to the church in wittenburg?? and if it bothers you to touch your own feces use rubber gloves or hire a moron to wipe your ass and command him to throw the shit at whomever you desire, better yet get a bunch of flying monkees to bombard anyone who opposes your desires! next time you recieve a check from your boss shit in his hat!, then tell him if he needs more tell him to increase the peanuts he's been paying you! well signing off for now, hope you have seen the good doctor hormones interview with the good reverend!! hoping to see you for the reunion! mikey never take a shit!! always throw it, at a wall, ex spouse, or better yet, wait for a bus and pelt the driver when the door opens with a good log or two! the sorry fuck cant chase ya he has a bus schedule to keep. blessings mikey
lord and pope of pedestria
if any more questions need answering just keep sending the money!!
all proceeds will be used as i desire for whatever SHIT i can think of
thanx MIKEY MOHAWK of the mighty mohawk brothers!!
i fart in the general direction of anyone you desire, in fact a collective fart from the mohawk brothers and white mud can be arranged for a nominall fee!! keep the faith and dont take no shit!