offline for a bit

the holy hand grenade!!! been off the net for a while, but, back again!! now to all who love or hate the good reverend,the church of pedestria has armed all of the pedestrians with the holy hand grenade, also a great revelation has been revealed!! stay tuned!! *a word from our sponsors*: act now and replicas of the holy hand grenade signed by pres bush and dick cheney and two of the pedestrian churches greatest new converts: Yokohama Schwhartz & Fuji Goldbloom, the 2 best japanese jewish cats you could ever meet!! Y. Schwartz is one of the best samisen players on the planet, and Fuji Goldbloom is surfin in Hawaii, buyin more real estate and playin those big ass jappo drums with a headband on sayin: White Mud!!!! bless those jappo jews!! now back to the revelation:
in the pastors study, i found a truly incredible SIGN!! Not a potatoe chip with mohammed on it!!! NOT a pic of jesus drivin a 54 ford in an alley!! Not my dear sweet mother with all those flying monkees!! tomorrow after i deliver my latest sermon to all of the pedestrians in the church the truth shall be revealed!! AMEN!! Hallelujuah!!
bite yor fingernails
hope ta hell ya'll can wait for da revealement
the good reverend
an dont forget: don't ya'all fry no nothin naked!!
humbly but not sober
lovin the meds
king an pope of west florida!