Friday, May 05, 2006

Morons take HEED!!


First of all this is a photo of fadda ken getting ready toput the pedal to the metal in his backyard at the early age of 4 years! this is in his backyard on quinn by 7&van dyke in detroit! mikey mohawk on my site look thru the archives and find fadda kens first dui! and good doctor hormone and sir martin, my profuse and elaborate meaningless and heartfelt apologies!! i have neglected to give my blessings and thanx to the both of you! White Mud re-union!! and my further revelations of fadda ken's code has been neglected due to the revelations and epiphanies i have received! rolling on the floor and shaking violently has hindered my typing ability but i have overcome this minor problem! Good Doctor Hormone: " has a date been set?" and the Sublime Sir Martin: the map showed the manse exactly where fadda ken wishes to have a shrine set up! blessings from pedestria now down to business!
where and when? Doc I have been afflicted again with RDS! (restless dick syndrome) and has your research found any cure? if it has don't send the remedy!! Now in my research i have found further revelations! also Good Doctor: one of the sheep, a young lamb actually keeps bleating at me saying daaaaad, daaaaaaad!! i should never have had that much cluny in the pasture on a moonlit night!!
thank you all my ignorant moron friends
donations to the pedestrian church are always welcome!! they help the good fadda in further endeavours to find the TRUTH! so everyone have a great weekend! hey and notice how lush and vibrant the garden is in fadda ken's backyard was?? this was when pollution was rampant! in the middle of detroit! the chemicals produced fantastic growth!! BETTER LIVING THRU CHEMISTRY! Totally neglect all those tree hugging freaks, clean water advocates,etc. hell there was a time when we all could walk on water!! now that is a shame! our children shall never know the incredible feeling of strolling across a lake or river so polluted that a baseball game could be played on it! well sir martin and the good doctor!! think back to those days of yesteryear!! ok for now sissy la la morons!
shit in your boots and walk a mile!
piss up a rope!
and don't forget fadda kens birthday!!
may 26th of everyear!
confessions of immorality, inadvertent and preplanned killings, fucking dogs or sheep, and spitting on sandwitches made for so called friends are forgiven on may 26th of each year for a price as long as a public confession is posted on this site!
Asti Spumanti!
Ostrich Banana!
Mucho Grab Your Ass!
fadda ken's monkey house will be open soon, the good doctor hormone and sir martin can direct all who need forgiveness to the pastor's pasture
confession is good for the soul!! and good for fadda ken's bank account! send money and confess on may 26th! act now! send the cash! (prices slightly higher west of New Hampshire)
Vo Do Deo Do! Hotcha! (dreams also interpretated, winning lottery numbers, and voodo hoodo spells also cast), the good reverend fadda ken!!!

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well Fadda Ken....you and your church are getting to be well known:

Pedestrian Church #1 in Google

Fadda Ken #1 + the first seven listings in Google

We are also doing pretty well in Yahoo! and MSN, but that could use some work. We need links to Fadda Ken's blog using "fadda ken" and "pedestrian church"

Hey Mikey Moe, how about a link from you MySpace blog?

Sir Martin of White Mud

11:23 PM  

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