hey all morons!
no pics! just sayin hey to all the fans of fadda ken and doc hormone and Sir Martin and the mighty MOHAWK BROTHERS! kill city, new fallujah, motown BEWARE!! with our expertise and incredible musical talents and our insatiable desire to please ourselves we shall have an incredibly wonderfull time. the time fast approaching for an undeniably moronic and historical landmark in the annals of detroit rockers shall be recorded at the re-union. mikey i must say and ask for your assistance in a quick tour in the popemobile of the old stomping grounds at 7 an van dyke! looking forward to the month of october, it shall be a milestone in the history of detroit! imagine the police reports, the attempted arrests, and laughter that shall accompany all those who have the courage to even be near us! now always remember and never forget DO NOT FRY BACON NAKED! feel free to call fadda ken at anytime day or night if the need arises for spiritual advise, all the bullshit you can possibly imagine, and my address if you need to hide out from authorities, bill collecters, ex whatevers, flying monkees, wicked stepmothers and drunken fools who dare to question the new testicle bible according to fadda ken!! the pastor's pasture shall have tents setup for all who seek asylum from the woes and tribulations that beset all who have problems excepting of course those who have no money to rent the tent. do unto others before they do unto you!! contact the good doctor hormone or the knight of the realm the good Sir Martin as to how to find the pedestrian church pasture. my secrataries and nurses are available to help anyone seeking refuge! a fee however is required but for a paltry sum negotiable of course upon my discretion. bless all, pee your pants and shit in your hats! suck the vomit of a sick dog off the floor thru a straw, throw cat shit at anyone you desire, and fart in the general direction of our fine president george bush the village idiot from crawford texas. fadda ken approves this message!!
medications of any type are being accepted so mail them in now to the pedestrian church.
doctor hormone, sir martin and mikey mohawk
my blessings to you
turn to page 69 in your hymnals and sing
gotta catch a wave , surf is up
see you all in a couple of weeks
humbly
fadda ken
medications of any type are being accepted so mail them in now to the pedestrian church.
doctor hormone, sir martin and mikey mohawk
my blessings to you
turn to page 69 in your hymnals and sing
gotta catch a wave , surf is up
see you all in a couple of weeks
humbly
fadda ken
posted by Fadda Ken at 8/23/2006 10:32:00 PM
2 Comments:
Damn! Thats some really good shit they gave you at the hospital! I havent read poetry this outstanding since Jimi was bathing his eye in a dead dogs puss...
DO NOT FRY BACON NAKED? My god what do they have you on anyway!? Do you see purple dogs barking paisley flowers at the moon?
Whats a scrip cost for the shit they are shooting in your veins? Can anyone get hip surgery? Can I just pay for the "trip" without submitting to the hip clip?
"hide out from authorities, bill collecters, ex whatevers, flying monkees, wicked stepmothers and drunken fools who dare to question the new testicle bible according to fadda ken!!" This is fuckin astro-freak poetry!
Keep writing maaan! You are a god on meds! Too bad when you come off your meds youll just be McFly again...Hah ahah ahah....
See you in October I hope....if Kris ever gets going on the date!
Hey Fadda...ditto what Doctor Hormone says...better living through chemistry!
BTW: I had to nuke Sally's spammy drivel again...she is becoming a pest!
Looking forward to seeing you and all the White Mudders, but not that spamming Sally, in New Fallujah in October.
Sir Martin of White Mud
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