Blessings to all Morons

hey from your good fadda!We shall surf in detroit! now down to business: no.1 No monkeys allowed
no.3 keep everything in order. B. make sure you can speak swahili (african dialect) and also arabic! a must for all tourists , homecoming queens, and visiting bands! been going to the beach lately we have been baptizing new members of the Pedestrian Church in the gulf of mexico., water is warm, and the beach bar is within yards of the ceremony. the ceremony demands all new members to buy drinks for all baptized members while they wade out into the water and baptize thier own ass while everyone on the beach looks on and ponders the stupidity of the moron baptism! really totally bitchin cool dudes! Now if you want a tie dye t shirt from fadda ken's totally rad an spiritual surf church ACT NOW!!!!! or otherwise be at the reunion in motown! my seceratary and i have also decided to sell all the livestock in fadda kens pasture! so bids are up to anyone that desires a llama, sheep, camel, water buffalo, zebra and a plethora, a virtual cornucopia of monkees of all breeds shapes and sizes trained to make deliveries and perform sexual acts at your demand!
also animals of indeterminate origins, cloned hybrids of strange mixtures of dna, rna, and lsd can be had!! these however only can be acquired under strict supervision of the good fadda ken and doctor hormone! the good doctor has been esperimenting and honing his skills to produce the most unlikely and bizarre creations of animal life ever exhibited on this planet for years!! trust doctor hormone too spend his time in such a worthy cause. AMEN!!! surfs up dudes, gotta catch another baptizm and wave at the beach bar!
blessings to all morons members of the church or not!!!
pope and mentor of all who seek mindlessness
one with universe
ride the wave!
see you all soon!