Doctor Hormone Phone Home!!!
The abductees of Doctor Hormone may be in for some surprises. Dr.Hormone has telepathically contacted Nostra Dom Polski who has contacted the good fadda ken. DoctorHormone has an urge to sodomize the aliens who abducted him! He has related that on previous abductions the "others" have violated him anally! little do they realizethat Doctor Hormone is afflicted with RDS(restless dick syndrome) and he has vowed revenge. his trip to new mexico was just a ploy to get his hands on ET! Roswell New Mexico willbe on the map again! this time however ET will phone home with tales a dog wouldn't tell! all who supprt White Mud, Nostra Dom Polski, and the Mighty Mohawk Brothers stay tuned as fadda ken recieves messages from Nostra Dom Polski concerning Doctor Hormone. Is this a pic of doc hormones new ride? Sir Martin a knight of the realm has assured me that Doctor Hormone can drive this saucer as well as driving ET! Mikey Mohawk must be thanked for his spiritual connection to Nostra Dom Polski! Will Doctor Hormones new adress be Roswell, New Mexico, Area 51? Ok thank you Morons! Oh thank you ET! A message must get thru to doc hormone! the fate of the planet may rest in his hands! oh by the way send money to the Pedestrian Church immediately! We are also having a bake sale this sunday to raise funds for the rectally damaged ET's that doc hormone has vowed to ravage!!
blessings good morons!
the pastor of the pasture
Fadda Ken
posted by Fadda Ken at 5/06/2006 11:26:00 AM
6 Comments:
I have sent out psychic messages all on the channels for Doctor Hormone to Phone Home.
I'll let you know what I hear.
BTW, Fadda Ken..I Humbly suggest that the aliens that have taken Doc Hormone, are his Abductors and the Doc is the Abductee. Unless, of course, Doc has gone over to the other side is now abducting folks himself.
Sir Martin of White Mud
I am going upstairs into my attic right after I type this to get my crystal balls out and take them downtown to have a streetwalker clean them off for me and I will have to stare into them this evening to see if any word on Doc Hormone will emerge. Fadda Ken, your prayers and perhaps an out-of-season Stations Of The Cross will help the spirit world divulge the necessary information we need to locate the good doctor.
Or there is indeed a third possibility. I for one, happen to be aware of the good Doctor's mad experiments. He has abducted aliens himself from time to time and uses their ships, their tools and their instruments to further his knowledge and conduct his highly questionable and possibly immoral experiements on THEIR anal and reproductive systems. However, the ends do indeed justify the means. We are all better for the good Doctor's covert missions.
Your true,
Chief
Well, my brothers in madness....It is finally....I...The good Doctor...home safe at least for now...
I was indeed abducted by small green manalishis! Our own Zenmaster will appreciate the connection here, and while the Michigan State Police are still searching for the cadaver of Jimmie Hoffa in the earthly realm, I must share with you some breaking news!
Even Nostra Dom Polski has not been revealed this great breaking secret news! Jimmie Hoffa Lives in the world of the extra-terrestials!
He is in fact organizing a union of ET-Teamsters who are already organizing a strike against flying UFO's on Sundays...
I say we let him go with it, and this should help keep the airways clear for anyone trying to commute through Atlanta on a Sunday, since most of the delays are caused by these low flying green freakos locking up the 9'er right flight path out of Atlanta during the early morning hours!
The only other, more frustrating flight delay incident is some stupid Cuban trying to get home to Miami from Atlanta taking an hour trying to jam his conga drum into the overhead baggage compartment for twenty minutes...
Then getting pissed off at everyone else on the plane when he is told to shut up and sit down.
This actually happened to us on the way home from New Mexico...
I have a forecast...One day soon...very soon, as the hurricanes close in on South Florida, The alligators will grow in anger, and the hurricanes and flood waters will oooze in...and eat all of the Road Rage Rangers, and their homes and amen! Good riddance!
During my breif stay with the aliens in the spaceships, I advised them that they should abduct that fatassed loudmouthed obnoxious prick Joe Arriola...the City Manager of Miami, and dissect him with a dull rusty knife.
While he is screaming in agony, they should fill his fatassed filthy mouth with a bucket of Febreeze, and gasoline...if he doesnt shut the fuck up, they should push him out of the spaceship with a mouthfull of gasoline soaked newspaper and a bic lighter on a fuse...
He would make a beautiful torch!
My experiments in the realm of New Mexico have only just begun...I will return there soon and make a new camp, where my future experiments will further research on the madness of life Pre- and Post Miami...
Till then lads, I have much work to do....moving plans are underway!
I hope to be broadcasting to you all from there soon on my new mountain, that I have purchased...
We didnt have a mountain yet, so I thought buying one which happended to have a home on it was a handy idea. We will call our new Mountain, Mount PootyMone (Pooty+ Hormone)
Eugenia would not let me make the purchase unless I promised to name the mountain after both of us.
Stay tuned for more news, where we will broadcast from Mount Pootymone most of our future episodes!
I mean to meet with the little green freaks again soon...and will have Doctor Hormone's new studio open there...
Aghghgh life is goood!
OK, so this aint exactly as paid advertisement.
Butt.....
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Your true,
Chief
Oh yeah, and you're all invited...
Well Chief..at least this post is not an old one.
Why don't you just post to the blog? You are acting a bit like a clueless spammer.
Here's a clickable link for you:
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Sir Martin of White Mud
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