back!!! morons beware!!!

ok doc got your phone missive!!! and sir martin hey again! and mikey hey opie!! frickin too many beers for all u cats but the good reverend is ready to answer any and all questions. havent posted lately have so much to do, hell i have a hernia and must have the ooperation done., hope it isn't performed by some towel head and i find vital organs missing and sent off to some 3rd world country. hell my kidneys work well, my liver should be in the smithsonian and my incredible brain is working well! well enough too play with! after the hernia op fadda ken will send on this site PICS! first of all a pic of my pelvis, all the nuts an bolts intact!!! then a possible video on vidiot tv of my hernia operation!! hold your breath morons!!! keep holding!! ok good, now hold that breath and any thoughts you may have!!!! drink a beer and stay tuned to this site! stay here until all of you become members of the pedestrian church! all u need to do is send a donation!! hurry, you need to do it now! a mug of fadda kens great beer will be sent, all the members of the pedestrian church are now brewing beer under the good faddas supervision!! my secretary pees in every barrel! act now and send your donations!! beer for all pedestrians!!! HURRY!!!
yours truly
the pope of pedestria
lord of anything and anywhere
humbly
your pope
MORONS!!!
blessings to all!!
your reverend and friend
da good fadda ken!
lick your asses, itl'll make you thirsty for beer!!!!!!