Saturday, May 20, 2006

ALL FADDA KEN'S CODE FANS!!


Otay Panky!! Otay Buttwheat!! Otay Dr Hormone, Sir Martin & Mikey Mohawk!! the solution to the code! but without knowing what the fuck to set the decoder ring to your all still in the dark!! these precious rings have been guarded by the pedestrian church for decades!!they were first liberated by the young fadda ken in motown at the krogers grocery store at 7 mile and outer drive. the young fadda had no taste for ovaltine and subsequently emptied every jar available on the shelves and dumped the ovaltine on the floor! his escape from the grocery was due to the fact that managers and employees slipped on the ovaltine powder as the young fadda gathered the precious rings and fled the premises! he farted inthe general direction of the store as he gleefully absconded with the rings!! Frodo Baggins aint gottin nothin on the young fadda!!These rings will be available at the white mud re-union! Rings of such power are not given out lightly however, a task, a challenge, issued by the good fadda prior to bestowing the rings shall be anounced at the re-union! Bribes however will enable theBribee to have an outstanding chance at having a decoder ring bestowed upon him! Also any female fan may seek an audience with the good fadda before rings are distributed!! Deals can be made!! no offer or demonstration of the offer will be refused by the good fadda! it is great to be Pope of the pedestrian church!!Now all the members of the church who receive a ring at the ceremony will be issued a fadda ken choir robe enabling them to sing at the re-union in style! they shall also be made bishops and pastors of thier neighborhoods enabling them to use the power of the ring to extort, run numbers, sell contraband materials, shit on enemies porches, torture whomever they please, stay at fadda ken's monkey house and learn the secrets of hoodoo voodo, cast spells, learn to spell, purchase the good fadda whatever he desires, make predictions, hold your breath for 18 minutes or more, blow your nose in the wind, time travel to any era, piss up a rope, fix a rip in your marble bag, tear a hole in anyones marble bag, worm farming, speak in tongues, set fire to most anything, have a better life through chemistry, raise the dead, let sleeping dogs lie, wear ballerina costumes, walk, be slicker than cat shit on a door knob, let success find you!!!
decorder rings! accept no substitute!
blessings to all morons
your grand HIGH exhausted ruler
fadda ken!!

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow! Sir Martin wants one of those decoder rings, but I ain't doing anything hinkey with the good Fadda to get one (maybe one of his female followers can do him as my proxy).

Sir Martin of White Mud

7:39 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OK good fadda, here's my bribe.

I will destroy those nasty, worrisome pictures of questionable repute, er, I mean questionable activity if you give me a ring.

I'll also do one of your female followers (of my choice)for you, as YOUR proxy :>)

Your true,
Chief

9:30 AM  

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