ahh!! january on lake st clair!!!
well can anyone guess the identity of this ex mudder and his bride posing on thier wedding day on lake st clair??she said she had "cold feet" but proceeded to marry him anyway!! at the re-union shall the good fadda renew thier vows?? now Doc Hormone!! this would be a fate worse than death!! rather be abducted by aliens?? i would! now this pic was taken on lake st clair after the groom was subjected to an all night party at the crows nest east!! the anniversery of the wedding is on january 7th!!Sir Martin, do you know the bride and groom? Mikey Mohawk any clue to thier identity? well the good fadda knows!! if anyone else has a clue or a comment or guess answer back! or if you can't make the re-union the deceased will abduct you and you will be the groom of this lovely bride on lake st clair on january 7th, and Nostra Dom Polski shall assist the good fadda while you vow to love honor and obey her every command!! the good pope of pedestria shall wear a funny hat, burn incense, and command this couple to melt the ice in front of all! Now Doctor Hormone, Sir Martin, Mikey Mohawk the january 7th re-union will be worth it just to see this lovely couple re-united on the icy shores of lake st clair! don't find yourself asleep in your beds thinking your safe at home on january 7th if your not at the re union mudders!! there is a fate worse than being rectally examined by aliens in a galaxy far far away, there is a fate worse than death, just look at the bride!!! be there or be hers and forever wander the icy shores wondering why the fuck didn't i go to the re-union!!
blessings upon all
your mentor, friend, pope and attorney!
ken (aka) fadda ken!!!
posted by Fadda Ken at 10/12/2006 10:47:00 PM
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well Fadda speaking for the unofficially and technically dead here, I think that may be my ex-wife in that picture!
Is this my past life experience? I mean...did I really die and this happened? Jeeeze!
Im getting vewy vewy confwuzed hewe!
This dead simulation thing that i decided to do to test the muster of the troops is getting scarwy!
Sir Martin! quick what button do I push to come out of this twance? Hewlp! Hewwwwwwwwlllllp!
My dear Doctor Hormone, I would be happy to assist you with the answer to your query, but per this post:
I, Sir Martin of White Mud, will go into a 90 period of mourning for the good Doctor's fake death!
Therefore, this is the last post from me until January 12th, 2007.
Since a Knight of the Realm's most sacred possession is his word, I cannot break my silence to respond to you (whoops! I already did that!!!)
OK. The button is located in the sphincter region.
Sir Martin of White Mud
PS. Now back to my period of mourning the fake death of Doctor Hormone.
Hey Sir Martin! As I suggested on the White Mud Sudden Launch board...I am now technically dead and therefore, invisible on the internet...maybe thats why you havent seen my post that indicates that this is a staged thingy and therefore you can respond to me at any time! Remember....
THIS IS ONLY A DRILL! REPEAT THIS IS ONLY A DRILL!....ETC....
This is the same strategy that Kim Jong Ill (soon to be Kim Jong very dead) has used to get to his Pinnacle career position!
Actually it is the exact opposite strategy. While White Mud Blues Band has been playing dead in order to sneak into the 2007 Reunion Club Show place....Kim Ill Jong has been begging for a bullet.
Im quite sure that it will be China who delivers the package since they have the most to lose and the least to gain with Kim Jong Ill running North Korea at this point.
China lost face when they told this little 4 foot ass clown to stop playing with the nucular(as G.W.would say) toys and start running with the program...Kim told China to F**k off...
1. China loses face over North Korea nuclear testing issue...China's sovereignty comes into question with regard to the remaining communist sattelites allegiance.
2. China is put in a position by virtue of the U.N. Accord #1785 to respond to this insurrection on the part of it's own bad dog...North Korea!
Basically...If you guys dont "off" Kim...we will, and you will lose face for not wiping your own ass!
3. If China gets rid of Kim Jong Ill before the US and or other Operatives do, they will come out shining as the heroes of the planet for a little while and prevent Japan and South Korea from demanding the right to arm up nucluear style.
China does not want Japan or South Korea to be allowed to amp this war upto a point where they become a new more formidable enemy!
4. The entire global theatre has actually given permission to China to eliminate this little dwarf gangster by virtue of the accord #1785.
China has not been given permission to unleash its hordes of military might in a legitimate fashion for 70 years! This provides an opportunity for China to keep posession of North Korea as one of its sattellites as long as they install a more stable leader for the benefit of both East and West.
China has permission from the western world (unofficially of course) to get rid of Kim Ill....
Kim Ill...Kill Em...Kim Ill...Kill Em...Kinda cool slogan don't ya think?
Anyway China has been given the job of shooting their own bad dog, and the western world has agreed to bury it...
Maybe White Mud could just jerk off in Kim Jong Ill's Hennesy bottle and that should do it...
Hot Damn... Mikey Moe! That is some fiery rhetoric there!!!
I am so glad you are on our side.
As to the Drill involving the fake Death of our glorious Propaganda Minister, I am convinced this is all an elaborate Alien Conspiracy to cover up the brutal murder of the Good Doctor, by labeling it a hoax and posting via his saved brain print.
I, Sir Martin of White, am in an official 90 day period of real mourning for the alleged fake death of Doctor Hormone, so I am dictating this to uboo, my spokes-bear during my mourning period.
I think we need to organize a special Rapid Response Team to locate the Alien repository (or is that suppository??) to recover the Good Doctor's brain print. Once we have the record of the Good Doctor's consciousness in a bottle, we can find a donor body to host the Doctor's thoughts and personality. Hell! We could even place his essence in to Cody, the amazing pooch.
OK...now a message to the nasty aliens that are perpetrating this hoax on the Internet:
Beware of the White Mud/Mohawk Bros. Rapid Response Team! We are coming to get the Good Doctor's brain print back. Keep it in good shape (well, as good as it ever was in life) or else suffer the consequences
Dictated from Sir Martin of White Mud to:
uboo
(the real genius behind Sir Martin and White Mud)
thank you thank you thank you greg and sirmartin (aka uboo) and mohawk Mikey!Chief Sobah! r u still tribally involved? comment from u isnecesaary also! do not mourn martin if the doctor is dead! just look at the pic of his ex wife on lake st clair!!he would revel in extasy at being freed of that burden!! a wonder the ice didn't crack under her weight! and mikey i am glad the interview with greg has found a convert to the church!! you and your family are welcome to stay in the pastors pasture if you need a vacation in sunny florida! llammas are available or sheep normally the church charges extra but for a mohawk they are free!! also well put mikey!! the "LESSER MUDDERS" deserve eternal damnation wandering the shores of lake st clair in january being spat upon and chased forever over the ice by gregs ex wife!!!
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