Wednesday, March 21, 2007

got fish to fry?


Hey everyone got earwax???? i posted yesterday and check out the fish the young fadda caught in the detroit river in 1955! the fish are still in my freezer and waiting for the reunion! anyone wanting to risk eating these fish at the reunion shall be receiving prayers from the pedestrian church and a round of insane laughter from the now medicated fadda ken, or enjoy torturing the good doctor hormone in a basement of your choice, now these fish as i said are still in the papal freezer, these rare mercury laden fish from the detroit river upon eating shall induce massive seizures that will also result in audio and visual hallucinations comparable to ingesting mass quantities of LSD produced by the wonderfull doc timothy leary in the early years of white muds remarkable debut at the crows nest east! so forget going to your local fish market or ordering a fish sandwich at your local Long John Silvers or macdonalds! these rare beauties are available fromthe pedestrian church at unheard of prices! see the moronic drooling and catatonic states you can subject your friends and relatives too at your next fish fry! so order now and these rare and museum quality specimens can be shipped to your home, local bar, or the next backyard picnic you have!
DONT EAT MEAT ON FRIDAYS!!
get a mercury laden perch from the pedestrian church!!
vintage fish fromthe fifties!
bless you all!
sharing the fish and loaves
the pedestrian church
pope fadda ken!

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I know from being a former Catholic reject that the preferred meat of priests on Friday is Nun...get it? None?...Nun?....

Hey just fuckoff Freddy with the basement horror alright!? Dis aint Nightsweats on Willow Wisp....

I have every fucking candle in the house lit to ward off the basement boogeyman and i fear that for some reason (perhaps the inquisition) Fadda Ken has conjured up the spirits of the basement at Willow Wisp to create some intimidation to keep us from pursuing the inquisition for his nefarious deeds on the Tampa Beach Broads...

Go fuck a monkey Fadda! IM SORRY ALRIGHT?

Forgive me....amen!

10:16 PM  

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