REQUIEM IN PACE!!

OK DOC I DID NOT SEND A MASS FOR YOU UPON YOUR UNTIMELY DEATH!! BUT HOWEVER ALL THE BEACH BUNNIES ARE IN MOURNING, CHA DUDE YA THINK? WELL LISTEN IF WE GO UP TO MOTOWN LOOKS LIKE WE ALL HAVE SOME SERIOUS THRILL ISSUES!! DUDE GOIN TO THE GRANDE!~ AND BELLE ISLE, AND THE OLD CROWS NEST!! CHA GET ON THE WAVE!! KOO KOO KATCHOO!!! HEY GET IT TOGETHER DUDES AN DUDETTES!! FADDA KEN SHALL SEND A VIDEO FROM THE BEACH!! TO THE DECEASED DOC HORMONE!! AND THEREAFTER IT SHALL BE RECORDED FOR POSTERITY!! IF THE GOOD DECEASED DOC WILL PUBLISH THE VIDEO ON VIDIOT TV!! THE DEAD CAN MAKE VIDEOS. HEY MIKEY RENTING US AN OLD FUCKED UP CAR???? FUCKING A PERFECT!! JANUARY IN MOTOWN!! HEY SIR MARTIN , KNIGHT OF THE REALM, AND SENESCHALL OF MT CLEMENS AND ST CLAIR SHORES!! I BESTOW UPON THEE FADDA KENS BLESSINGS AND HOPE THOU CAN GUIDE THE CHIEF THRU ALL ADVERSITY WHILE ON HIS MORONIC ROAD TRIP FROM PENN TO MICH!! NOW HERE IS A HALLOWEEN CARD FOR ALL MORONS, WHITE MUDDERS, AND THE MOHAWK BROTHERS!! FORGIVE ME FOR DOUBTING IN ANY WAY THAT THE RE-UNION SHALL FINALLY OCCUR!! IT WAS THRU THE DIVINE INTERVENTION OF NOSTRA DOM POLSKI, DOCTOR HORMONE AND SIR MARTIN , AND THE MIGHTY MOHAWK BROTHERS THAT THIS EVENT SHALL OCCUR!! SEE YOU ALL IN A COUPLE OF MONTHS! GLAD YOUR READIN AND GLAD YOU WILL GET TO SEE ME!!
HUMBLY OF COURSE!!
FADDA KEN
HEY!! HEY HEY HEY!???
ARE FLYING MONKEYS ALLOWED ON AIR LINE FLIGHTS?
EVERYTIME MY MOTHER COMES OVER THEY LAND IN MY BACK YARD!
OK SIGNING OFF FOR THE MOMENT
YOUR GOOD REVEREND AND MENTOR, YOUR FRIEND AS LONG AS YOU HAVE MONEY! OR ANYTHING FREE TO THE POPE OF WESTERN FLORIDA!! SO HURRY WRITE BACK! SEND CHECKS OR CASH. TIME DOTH RUNNETH OUT!!
FROM THE PASTORS PUTER, LOCATED SOMEWHERE IN WESTERN FLORIDA, ON THE BEACH, WRITE BACK
IN NOMINE PATRIS ET FILITUS SANCTUUM
AMEN!!
ET CUM SPIRI TU TUO!
BLESSINGS UPON THE DECEASED
GET A DRINK FOR THE LIVE
I SHALL BE THERE
NO JIVE!!
*RHYMING*
I GOT MY CHECK
ITS MY BIRTHDAY
I GOT MY CHECK
ITS MY BIRTHDAY
I GOT MY CHECK
ITS MY BIRTHDAY
OK SEE YA ALL SOON!
FADDA KEN (AKA KEN)