Sunday, April 29, 2007

morons unite!


the village just found the idiot!! our pres himself!! can he write signs for the street beggars? csn he and doc hormone have a debate on 60 minutes? and mikey mohawk can u take him on a tour of belle isle? well i am beside myself, (since i am posting this alone) well anyway the village idiot has been found! thanx to that our milk cartons shall no longer have the pic of good pres bush!
nothing more on this subject!
so whats the haps people?
are we still gonna boogie woogie in motown?
i am frothing at the mouth!, having the jitterbug heebie jeebie's., goin thru da jones dudes and dudettes!! get the club open so we can play an shut it down!
in nomine patris, et nostra dom polski, AMEN!!
blessings to all your good reverend and pope!

Wednesday, April 18, 2007

hey ladies & gentlemen! & bow legged ants!


da good fadda has decided to post again, woops no pic? way dudes gotta post a pic!the church is giving away slices of pie, pizza!!! my next post shall include beach girls!!! take a slice ., we get the pie to ya! even from florida! so order now a slice of pizza from the beach! order now! cheesus chrust!! a free t-shirt with every order and a beach chick delivering the pie!!!
order now, prisoners can order and have not only the pie but a good look at a beach babe!!
orders are being accepted now!
one pizza with one topping only 2,000 dollars!
this offer is only available at the fadda ken speaks site, for an additonal cost a plethora, a veritable cornucopia of drugs are available!
anyone peeing thierselves at this offer shall be wet and uncomfortable until the pie arrives!!
order now!
cheesus !!
pizza from the pedestrian church
your good pope
fadda ken
who would win a fight between a dinosaur and a monkey?
anyone come up with the answer gets a free pie from cheesus chrust pizza!!

Sunday, April 15, 2007

hey you flying monkees!


the pedestrian church is verry upset soooo this is one of the methods used to convert the infidels to my way of thinking! the good sir martin (pictured on the right hand side of the saw) helped the good fadda to be able to post again! doc hormone on the left side of the saw is making a study on human anatomy again! and i think that the good mikey mohawk should be knighted!! bow down mikey, and receive the blessings of the pope of pedestria! another KNIGHT in the illustrious realm of the church of pedestria, located in western florida arises!!and the good doctor hormone where is my phone calls? no contact? hmmmm
and all the prisoners who have been contacting me here in the holy of holies in port rickety florida, what da fuck? ya got 3 meals an a cot, so just send cash!! numb nut nappy headed , spear chuckin, porch monkee, drooling wet mouthed freaks!!
look at the pic!! U MAY BE NEXT! and as an added surprise later this week pics of the new chapel on the beach shall be added!! no more pics nicked off the internet, fadda ken and his lackey shall be posting pics taken at the beach and the NEW CHAPEL where all are invited to hang out and drink wine, beer, exotic drinks, and see beach babes deluxe! i am currently fighting an addiction to pain meds and the consensus of various doctors say its simple, i just need more and in higher dosages! fuck me freddy and shit the bed fred thats just what the doctor ordered!
till my next post take care you morons and don't forget i was in an inqusition by the good doc and hank the chief!! U MAY BE NEXT! mikey mohawk always glad to hear your comments, just wait till ya see the next set of beach pics from surfin fadda ken!
gotta catch a wave dudes
anyone seen gidget or annette?
aww fuck beach blanket bingo again?
blessings!!
fadda ken

Monday, April 02, 2007

hey lower grade direct buy freaks

think of all the money u have spent and not buying retail! THE GOOD FADDA KEN HAs REAL PLAN!! just send money!!! all cash shall be used by the church to get more beach bunnys to live at the new chapel on the beach!! OTAY BUTTWHEAT, OTAY MIKEY! OTAY DOC HORMONE OTAY SIR MARTIN,.
see ya all soon
blessings to
u all on april FOOLS day!
where is my cash?
the church requires CASH!!
ahahahahahahahahhahaha!!
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ALWAYS REMEMBER!
THE POPE OF PEDESTRIA IS THE
ONLY NEXT PRESIDENT
SEND MONEY AND MIKEY THOU SHALT BE WHATEVER I DECIDE!! YOU MAY BE PRINCIPAL OF AN ALL GIRLS CATHOLIC SCHOOL!
VOTE FOR THE POPE MORONS!!
see ya
surf is up gotta do an excorcicm at the beach!
wo way radicall dudes11 BUT THE BEACH CHICK WAS WALKING ON THE WAVES!
no prob da good fadda will slap her upside da head!!
see ya
blessings ass clowns,
da reverend hath spoken!!