Saturday, April 29, 2006

fadda kens request


Mikhail Mohawkavitch!! (Mikey Mohawk) i cannot believe the good fortune that you found Nostra Dom Polski on the eve of the revealement of fadakens code! make him speak!! reveal the date of the reunion! i have been inundated with responses and questions regarding the last supper pic! but the good Nostra Dom Polski can help us all!! when i was an altar boy in detroit, 7mile and van dyke , Nostra Dom Polski spoke at the Nortown bowling alley on 7 mile! i never forgot the wonder and awe of a seer of that stature gracing us with his profound presence, is he still drunk?can he still walk a crooked mile? how did you get him to be part of your next video? anyway Mikhail Mohawkavitch can you get a pic of fadda kens former home? 8212 quinn , 7 mile an van dyke! blessings Mohawkavitch, looking forward to see Nostra Dom Polski in your next video production! oh by the way all ignorant morons who have stumbled upon this site, fadda ken needs money so send in contributions! also: fadda ken has to find a chinese redhead!! so if anyone has contacts with a chinese redhead send pics!
blessings Mikhail Mohawkavitch!
from the pastors pasture

there is no doubt!!!!!!


well after the good doctor hormones latest vidiot tv there is not much more to be said, BUT we must all now beware, all of white mud's members and the mighty mohawk brothers take care and shelter!! the government shall be upon us all! make sure in the good doctor hormones words: " WE SHALL ALL DISCRAMBULATE AND PERSOPHIFFONY JUSTIFIABLY JUMBO RAFIKI TO THE END! ALSO GUSCHTROMBULATE THE PERSONIFIER OF HRADMOLIULIATE MOCANTDO! this has nothing to do with my revelations of faddakens code, but the good doctor phoned and gave those words for me to pass on to the illuminati and friends of the pedestrian church! dont bother to spell the words backwards! they mean what they say!! now the Pedestrian Church is offering shelter to all morons who need a place to stay for a few minutes! credit cards, pawn tickets, and cash is acceptable and a free t shirt with the above logo is available from fadda ken or doctor hormone or sir martin . if looking for a revelation stay tuned fadda ken shall continue to reveal new secrets!! Habari Gani!, DUPAYASH! take note of all letters you have seen on the advertisement! send pictures!!! hurry ex spouses, old high school buddies, ex band members or current members of the band you are playing in now that still want to play at the local motel bar calling yourself murph and the magictones! fadda ken has bodyguard clones for hire! leave the rest to your imagination! *BETTER LIVING THROUGH CHEMISTRY* later all you sissy la la moron bugs!
with all respect

Wednesday, April 26, 2006

before the next revelation!


before faddas next revelation!! ok dr. through ranting about charlie sheen!!!
you ignorant bugs!! look at your president! the moron made it onto a milk carton! why is there not a pic of moi, or dr. hormone, or sir martin on a milk carton???? simple! we hate milk!
I will make sure on the next pres election fadda ken will appear on every milk carton in the us of a! a man of the cloth! a man of truth! a man who has no boundaries! sooo!! contribute now all you ignorant moron bugs!! all you filthy animals! all who have no direction! all who would like to be on prime time tv! send your pitifull dollars to the good fadda ken!! they shall no longer be pitifull!! those dollars will put the good reverend on every milk carton in the good ol usa!! no more village idiots!! JUST VIDIOT TV for all the ignorant masses!!
praise the pizza! praise ignorance and PRAISE all contributions, notice no one!! NO ONE has stepped forward to claim the missing village idiot!! ahhh i have run out of diatribe, gas, and eye hand co-ordination!! send all contributions as swiftly as possible, your time may be limited!!
humbly of course fadda ken!!

no disrespect


hey, jesus was just trying to promote his own pizza corporation!!! now i found this in the archives at the pastor's pasture! oh and doctor hormone! questions you have submitted will be answered!! of course!
now this t shirt is part of faddakens code! remember before the movie comes out fadda ken revealed SECRETS!!! well here is another you bugeyed fucking morons!! ahhh! so you feel the need for pizza?? it is a conspiracy!!stay tuned my revelations are courtesy of vidiot tv!! Doctor Hormone & Sir Martin are 2 of the grandest beings on this planet;
anyhow send fucking money!! even change!! heck everyone loves a conspiracy! gotta go for the moment, some fuck brain in robes trying to deliver a pizza! fadda ken off for the moment!
duh morons send money~~~!!!!!!!!!!! cheesus!!!

Saturday, April 22, 2006

the revelation begins: faddakens code



the first revelation! after weeks of cleaning the pic of the last supper the pedestrian church has revealed hitherto unknown images that lennie davinci painted originally, centuries of grime and layers of paint were painstakingly removed under my indefatigable and constant supervision. It was not the last supper!!it was a party! Kosher pizza!! beer in abundance! and lennie da vinci also painted in the spoken words of the cats at the bash! Jesus is offering pizza to the apostles! a comment from one apostle at the right reveals that it only cost 30 peices of silver! was it delivery or pick up? and the holy grail appears to be not a grail but a mug of beer! one of the apostles at the far left is asking for more beer! and the white haired old apostle has discovered a chick in the midst of what was thought to be only men!! and the pizza appears to be FLOATING half off and half on the table!! click on the pic of course to enlarge! what kind of beer was served? what was on that pizza? was more beer delivered along with another pie? did the white haired apostle get lucky? if anyone has thoughts send those comments to the site! BUT!!! further restoration and layers of paint to be removed may reveal more secrets! faddakens code has just begun! AND who is da chick????the old white haired apostle is generally known to be St Peter! And where did Jesus find the chick? And who delivered the pizza? and what did they drive? who phoned in the order? further restoration and possible answers to these and more questions shall be persued!! thanx ya fucking morons!! bless your asses as long as you send cash otherwise reap the whirlwind of the cloned bodyguards described in my previous post!!

send all donations and illegal drugs and prescriptions for pain, manic depression and attention deficit disorder to fadda ken, your friend and mentor

pope of western florida

grand high exhausted ruler

and the keeper of faddakens code!

humbly

Friday, April 21, 2006

Pedestrian Bodyguard


in response to the spammer this is a pic of a loyal pedestrian bodyguard. with the help of doctor hormone and sir martin a veritable army of these fellas are being cloned @ this moment, while i diligently work on the last supper pic it has been brought to my attention spammers are attacking my blog site!! woe to those who invade the precints of the church while work is being done on fadda kens code! good sir martin is going to undertake the tracking and find the home adresses of the spammers, doc hormone will transport and unleash these minions upon the unsuspecting *pity the fool* spammers! they have only one weakness, they tend to faint due to loss of blood supply to the brain when they get hard ons while they sodomize spammers with thier 15 inch peckers, but an unlimited supply of these moron clones makes that weakness moot!! oh and mighty mohawk brothers!! while i work on fadda ken's code, fadda ken has a request!! fadda kens home! 8212 quinn, 7 mile and vandyke on the east side of detroit, if a photo could be taken and sent or published on my site it would be appreciated!! got it? hope i get it!! it would be appreciated and doc hormone and sir martin will make sure clones are available to the mohawk brothers! remember fadda kens code! working hard and getting the code ready for revealment! bless everyone who is on my side! death by clone sodomy to all others
lord of pedestria
clone master
pope of the pastor"s pasture
thank you sir martin and the good doctor hormone
humbly

Friday, April 14, 2006

despair not! read this!!


well the good dr. hormone has once again faced the world in his inimical style, his valiant assistant White Fang back from doggie heaven called down to earth to assist the good doctor!! and of course sir martin trying vainly to help the good doctor in the resusciblimation ofthe kosher pickle! and mikey mohawk and tommy!!! my good brothers you need not despair!!! a video produced by the mighty mohawk brothers using a SLINKY, and possibly on the belle isle bridge? or through the windsor tunnel? or somewhere @ the detroit zoo? the pedestrian church is in chinese overdrive @ this moment still cleaning the last supper pic to reveal fadda kens code! Good Golly Miz Molly!! that pie in the face!! CREAM PIE transported and divinely used by White Fang to calm down the good Dr. Hormone. Camel Cream from the Pastors Pasture will be available soon, anyone wishing for a shipment of Kosher Camel Cream put down da cash and sendit to fadda ken!
dr hormone thank thee, and to thee sir martin!! back to the pic of the last supper! to clean this valuable object my supervision is required! stay tuned, revelation, epiphanies, camel cream and dung, any unsavory object revealed shall be made known!
king of pedestria
pope of western florida
grand high exhausted ruler of the pedestrian church
OSTRICH BANANA!

Friday, April 07, 2006

Vinnie's Subs


now in respect to Vinnie DaVinci who found Lennie daVinci's last supper painting, vinnie smuggled the painting right under the very nose of the Vatican, the sub carrying the priceless object is shown here surfacing in the pond in the pastor's pasture. he shot a few torpedoes in celebration of the success of his mission and the resulting explosions resulted in a veritable cornucopia of fish stunned and easily collected! Now Dont Forget: fadda ken's code shall be revealed, i want to thank Vinnie and anyone ordering a sub from Vinnie DaVinci's Pizzeria shall receive a plethora of anchovies with every order!! blessings from the Pedestrian Church

Be Prepared!



hey ladies and gentlemen, homeless and useless, every moron that hits on this site!! the Pedestrian Church, located somewhere in port richey fla welcomes all the ignorant to my church. The church however is a direct result of years of study!! The good Doctor Hormone and Sir Martin have made this site possible. to see a live interview of myself go to White Mud Vidiot TV then click on the link for my interview! now back to business: my friend from italy Vinnie DaVinci, has made known to the pedestrian church a hitherto unknown copy from his great ancestor lennie davinci,(Leonardo Da Vinci) as he is most known, of THE LAST SUPPER! cleaning the old painting i have discovered strange new signs and hidden THINGS, this revelation will be revealed in time for Easter. now Vinnie found this important relic in the basement of the family pizzeria located in Rome! the vatican has tried to squash this new evidence, but the Pedestrian church and the good reverend Ken fear not!! check back asap!! FADDAKEN'S CODE coming soon! tell your friends and neighbors! tell everyone you meet! tell your local news stations! and especially relate this message to every moron you can find that has access to any money! pennies, nickles and dimes can be sent, accepted in 1,000 lb sacks! also any u.s. paper currency, especially the bills with a picture of Ben Franklin on them in bundles of 100 are just fine!! as the beatles once sang:" so you want a revelation oo oo" well join the thousands contributing. dont get left behind!

faddakens code

coming soon