a tour of the old haunting grounds!!

Great, Mikey and of course the Zen Dog is more than welcome, Hey as i said just a quick tour in the daytime of course, although fadda ken has no fear even without divine intervention discretion is the better part of valour, fadda ken would even step foot on belle isle, just as long as i had a few dozen holy hand grenades, a video of the adventure has been promised by the good doctor so a few prayers from Nostra Dom Polski, A fast fucking Popemobile, and an ample supply of alcohol should be sufficeint for the Return of the Pope! Looking forward to the tour and my blessings!Mark the time is near!! Looks like November according to the good doctor and a splendid time is garaunteed for all! See ya soon and prepare! Fadda Ken is gratefull and bestows blessings upon all who assist him in his quest,
consider you shall be under the protection of the good reverend on his journey into the past, i shall pass south of 8 mile! it is destiny, and part of the quest! so see ya soon and take care:
the good fadda
got it!! GET IT!
don't forget to light bags of dogshit on neighbors porches so they can stomp out the flames and walk back into their homes on halloween!!
do it respectfully!
knock in a friendly manner and then disappear into the night!
see all soon
fadda ken!

hey morons an maniacs

my favorite girl!!! back in the day!! fucking hair helmet! now that i have your attention write back make comments!! damn am i writing to cyber space? see ya all in the fall!!!fadda ken will arrive in motown, an entourage of vehicles is expected, the pope of the pedestrian church requires attention and contact local news tv stations!!! i will give interviews unlike my famous movie star friends! see ya soon morons!! pee in a thimble! any runoff make your cat or dog drink it!take an inflatable doll to the beach!!! fuck the thing in public until it blows up!! see ya soon white mudders and mohawk brothers!!
shit in your driveway and make the neighbors wife lick it up
respectfully
fadda ken!!!

Mikhail Mohawkavitch

FADDA KEN IS ASKING MIKEY MOHAWK!! WHEN I ARRIVE IN MY POPEMOBILE DEFINITELY A RIDE TO THE OLE NEIGHBORHOOD! JUST A QUICK TOUR, GOTTA SEE 7 AN VAN DYKE AREA FOR A QUICK LOOK!! MY BLESSINGS AND WE MUST VIDEO THE TOUR, GOTTA SEE ROBINWOOD PARK, LIPKE PARK AND OUR LADY QUEEN OF HEAVEN CHURCH AND MY OLD HOUSE ON 8212 QUINN! WON'T TAKE BUT AN HOUR, BEER IS ON ME! IF THATS OK WITH YOU, LET ME KNOW, THE GOOD REVEREND WOULD APPRECIATE IT, MY REGARDS AND SHIT IN YOUR HAT AND WEAR IT, RESPECTFULLY OF COURSE
FADDA KEN
DO S'VADANYA
TO MIKHAIL AND TOMAVITCH MOHAWKAVITCH
NOSDRAVYA!
POLKA ON!! GOT IT? GET IT!

hey all morons!

no pics! just sayin hey to all the fans of fadda ken and doc hormone and Sir Martin and the mighty MOHAWK BROTHERS! kill city, new fallujah, motown BEWARE!! with our expertise and incredible musical talents and our insatiable desire to please ourselves we shall have an incredibly wonderfull time. the time fast approaching for an undeniably moronic and historical landmark in the annals of detroit rockers shall be recorded at the re-union. mikey i must say and ask for your assistance in a quick tour in the popemobile of the old stomping grounds at 7 an van dyke! looking forward to the month of october, it shall be a milestone in the history of detroit! imagine the police reports, the attempted arrests, and laughter that shall accompany all those who have the courage to even be near us! now always remember and never forget DO NOT FRY BACON NAKED! feel free to call fadda ken at anytime day or night if the need arises for spiritual advise, all the bullshit you can possibly imagine, and my address if you need to hide out from authorities, bill collecters, ex whatevers, flying monkees, wicked stepmothers and drunken fools who dare to question the new testicle bible according to fadda ken!! the pastor's pasture shall have tents setup for all who seek asylum from the woes and tribulations that beset all who have problems excepting of course those who have no money to rent the tent. do unto others before they do unto you!! contact the good doctor hormone or the knight of the realm the good Sir Martin as to how to find the pedestrian church pasture. my secrataries and nurses are available to help anyone seeking refuge! a fee however is required but for a paltry sum negotiable of course upon my discretion. bless all, pee your pants and shit in your hats! suck the vomit of a sick dog off the floor thru a straw, throw cat shit at anyone you desire, and fart in the general direction of our fine president george bush the village idiot from crawford texas. fadda ken approves this message!!
medications of any type are being accepted so mail them in now to the pedestrian church.
doctor hormone, sir martin and mikey mohawk
my blessings to you
turn to page 69 in your hymnals and sing
gotta catch a wave , surf is up
see you all in a couple of weeks
humbly
fadda ken

THE NEW TESTICLE!

I have recovered!! the surgery was a success and thanx to the 2 nurses posing in the pastor's pasture the good reverend is on the way to a full recovery! sorry Sir Martin the llamas and water buffaloe that i promised in my last will and testicle was a totall and outrageous lie hoping for sympathy and response from any moron willing to believe me! however Sir Martin you are not included in the moron category, but i am truly sorry that i didn't quite die because i know you love animals!! BUT!! as i was being put under I saw a bright light!! and my dead grandmother was waving and smiling at me!!! after a grueling hour under the knife i was awakened by these lovely candy stripers in the hospital!! they have both been baptized and accept fadda kens new testicle without any second thoughts to thier previous inconsequential lives!! the pedestrian church welcomed them with open arms!! this pic was taken about 3 hours after the holy surgery. anyhow i am sorry that if anyone was expecting anything from the will must wait till i pass to the other side at another time!! blessings from the pope of pedestria
ass faces!
Morons!!
SHIT UP A ROPE!
from the POPE of the PEDESTRIAN CHURCH
see ya all in motown in a couple of weeks
respectfully
fadda ken!!!!

from the pastors study

ok from the good fadda, my doctors assure me i shall be ok, but i have had visions from the great moronosaurus pictured here! my surgery however shall occur this coming thursday, now dont forget Community Hospital in New Port richey Florida! phone callls will be accepted, any donations and gifts are welcome. i shall be up and around and staggering doin the ol morphine schuffle for a week or 2 after the operation and never fear the good fadda shall arrive for the re-union in new fallujah! surf is up dudes and dudettes! Sir Martin and Good Doctor Hormone, and the Mighty Mohawk Brothers say no prayers for me, i shall be at the reunion, and cure and HEAL all those who need redemption, lepers are welcome! take care all and send gifts!!! this is your chance to be right with the lord of pedestria and pope of the pedestrian church. and Sir Martin, knight of the realm, on our Crusade to new fallujah please make sure the road is clear, all the mudders need thy assistance and thy wisdom! and Doc Hormone!! make sure your med kit is available!! Meds are required! and Mighty Mohawk Brothers!! Fadda Ken is looking forward to meeting you and takin a ride thru the old neighborhood!!!
well enough
comments are welcome
turn to page 666 in your hymnals and sing or chant the song
pee up a rope
puke in your shoes
baptize anyone
tellthem fadda ken says its cool!!
later
OCTOBER 21st!

Surgery!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

any one not aware of it see my previous post!!! however i go under the knife next wednesday, however as you can see my dedicated team of surgeons are testing equipment as i write! a video of the surgery may be available ifi can pay off enough nurses! the pedestrian church is accepting all donations for the quick and painless recovery of moi! send all donations to community hospital, new portrichey, florida nextthursday and friday!! blessings from the pope

go shit in your hats

then wear them

respectfully

fadda ken

UNDER THE KNIFE!

Hey morons!! fadda ken reminding everyone surgery for the good reverend shall occur a week from today! NO WORRIES! as you can see my dedicated team of surgeons, trained by the good doctor hormone inspire me with confidence and a willingness to submit to anesthesia, perhaps i should try to cure myself! anyway doctor moe, larry & curly have the expetise required alongwith a plentiful supply of meds to make my stay a spiritual experience! this should be an in and out surgery, (arent they all?) anyhow the pedestrian church has been in council to elect a new pope if the surgery fails, however with these three renowned doctors it is most unlikely! just send money, no flowers to community hospital in new port richey florida next thursday and friday, my recovery shall take a week or so but it shall be at home as long as a plentifull supply of meds and nurses are available,
from the good reverend
pope of pedestria
go shit in your hats!