Blessings to all Morons

hey from your good fadda!We shall surf in detroit! now down to business: no.1 No monkeys allowed
no.3 keep everything in order. B. make sure you can speak swahili (african dialect) and also arabic! a must for all tourists , homecoming queens, and visiting bands! been going to the beach lately we have been baptizing new members of the Pedestrian Church in the gulf of mexico., water is warm, and the beach bar is within yards of the ceremony. the ceremony demands all new members to buy drinks for all baptized members while they wade out into the water and baptize thier own ass while everyone on the beach looks on and ponders the stupidity of the moron baptism! really totally bitchin cool dudes! Now if you want a tie dye t shirt from fadda ken's totally rad an spiritual surf church ACT NOW!!!!! or otherwise be at the reunion in motown! my seceratary and i have also decided to sell all the livestock in fadda kens pasture! so bids are up to anyone that desires a llama, sheep, camel, water buffalo, zebra and a plethora, a virtual cornucopia of monkees of all breeds shapes and sizes trained to make deliveries and perform sexual acts at your demand!
also animals of indeterminate origins, cloned hybrids of strange mixtures of dna, rna, and lsd can be had!! these however only can be acquired under strict supervision of the good fadda ken and doctor hormone! the good doctor has been esperimenting and honing his skills to produce the most unlikely and bizarre creations of animal life ever exhibited on this planet for years!! trust doctor hormone too spend his time in such a worthy cause. AMEN!!! surfs up dudes, gotta catch another baptizm and wave at the beach bar!
blessings to all morons members of the church or not!!!
pope and mentor of all who seek mindlessness
one with universe
ride the wave!
see you all soon!

fadda ken apologizes

from fadda kens secretary " Bambi" my regards to the mohawk brothers, as usual the good fadda due to his medication forgot to include the mighty mohawk brothers in his last message!! well i do review everything he writes and since he is asleep at this moment my regards to mikey and tommy! fadda ken does enjoy milk in the morning so i gotta try to rest! from the pedestrian church Bambi! sometimes i think the pope is crazy!!!! oh well!

fadda kens request!!!!

a 59 edsel!!! Jerry look @ it!!Good Doc Hormone!! our ride to motown!! only 2,300 bucks! fucking a the church is raising funds!! heck we must be stylin on the trip! doc i think all white mudder should contribute for the ride! after all jerry never had a prob asking for gas money! hell only 300 simolians apiece should pay for the trip and think of us ridin & stylin! pack all of us into it! go to metropolitan beach and pic up surfer chicks! , i know this is in the realm of white mud madness, a possibilty unimagined in the annals of white mud madness! go figure, quit drinking for a day or 2, we can raise the cash! roaring up to the club white mud blues band arrives again! puke out the windows! the trunk is so huge we can put in a volkswagen for our escape!!!no more thinking! contribute now!!!!! Edsles R Us !!!!
from the pedestrian church : hummers suck! 59 edsels are the MAIN RIDE!!! they are definitley the spiritual RIDE!!!! contact fadda ken and the pedestrian church, our ride shall be as great as the space shuttle!!! faster than a bullet fired from a rifle! totally visible to the cops from miami to detroit! no fear involved! Just RIDE!!!!! Yes! weightlessness shall occur on the ride! periods of totall blackouts are garaunteed!! a splendid time for all riders! EDSELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! no more can be said!
your good pope of pedestria
more than anyone can endure
and friend and mentor of anyone who has money
the good fadda ken
PS! BUY EDSELS!!!!

hey anyone there????

hey all right!!! check out the monkey from the good fadda's monkey house!!,now thats a ball of cocaine, he was used as a courier to the pedestrian church and he delivered the order, the church is now using monkeys for deliveries and orders from the around the world! they don't speak if captured by authorities!, they work for peanuts! Monkeys R US! we have many monkees awaiting and they are for hire!! They are also trained to deliver dead fish, bags of offal, subpeonas, and most anything to almost anyone!! so act now!! HIRE A MONKEE!!!!!! You can afford to hire a monkee!! rates are low, they are dependable and cute! Perhaps a new president could be hired!!! THINK!! a new president who doesn't speak and embarrass the U.S. throughout the world! and delivers!!
MONKEES R US! hire your own monkee! ever see 3 monkees trying to fuck a football?????? go to your local zoo or just watch president bush and his cronies! from da good fadda and his monkee house!! act now HIRE A MONKEE!!!
from the pope of pedestria
monkee master
and lord of all in my sight!!
PS
Sir Martin, Doc Hormone, & the Mghty Mohawk Bros.
Peace out Dudes
Gotta catch a wave
SURF IS UP!!
comments are always welcome
3 Monkees trying to fuck a football!!!!!
excellent visual and comment for all the morons you can think of
BLESSINGS from Fadda KEN!!!!

hey everyone!!! howdee do! hell this pic should make the cats eyes SPIN!!! Doc & Sir Martin & of course the mighty Mohawk Brothers! doc hormone, good pic of the miami family holding your house in thrall!!! never ever think that those signs you posted are in vain, the good reverend & the pedestrian church is establishing itself in NEW MEXICO!! as well as florida and perhaps michigan!!!!! This is a pic of one of my minions, they all bow to my power and requests, so send this good doctor to all real estate agents & tell them the good reverend's monkey farm & brewery is up and running! we brook no shit from real estate agents, bankers, monkey eating lawyers, ass face towel head iraquis, and ok elvis impersonaters!! Is chemical ALI still alive???? da good reverend is looking for pain meds!!! see ya all later ya fucking colorfull & moronic feebs!!! on a lighter note, the fucking brewery is going strong, order fadda kens beer NOW!!! see everyone in october hopefully!! see myself in a mirror is a trip, and pure luck, ok morons!! who has a light? camel filters will kill @ least 10 billion by 2007!!but don't worry i shall share all drugs, smokes an my incredible tours of the compound full of animals!!
your POPE of PEDESTRIA
BLESSINGS from:
fadda ken

MORONS!

remember your village idiot!!! he needs fadda kens beer too, after all after a few beers his buddy the vice pres tried to shoot his attorney buddy in the face and succeeded!! the village idiot is not missing!!!! hell he is on the news every fucking day!!!
well send donations and we will put his pic on every bottle of beer the pedestrian church brews!!!
oh good golly miss molly!! the ultimate MORON!!! fear not for your own mental conditions!! our pres makes us all geniuses by comparison!!! i"ll drink to that!!
iwanna be a village idiot on vidiot tv!!!!mark my words, the pedestrian church is CRAZED! but good george bush, his daddy and brudder are certified!!!
*hiccup*
da good fadda ken

back!!! morons beware!!!

ok doc got your phone missive!!! and sir martin hey again! and mikey hey opie!! frickin too many beers for all u cats but the good reverend is ready to answer any and all questions. havent posted lately have so much to do, hell i have a hernia and must have the ooperation done., hope it isn't performed by some towel head and i find vital organs missing and sent off to some 3rd world country. hell my kidneys work well, my liver should be in the smithsonian and my incredible brain is working well! well enough too play with! after the hernia op fadda ken will send on this site PICS! first of all a pic of my pelvis, all the nuts an bolts intact!!! then a possible video on vidiot tv of my hernia operation!! hold your breath morons!!! keep holding!! ok good, now hold that breath and any thoughts you may have!!!! drink a beer and stay tuned to this site! stay here until all of you become members of the pedestrian church! all u need to do is send a donation!! hurry, you need to do it now! a mug of fadda kens great beer will be sent, all the members of the pedestrian church are now brewing beer under the good faddas supervision!! my secretary pees in every barrel! act now and send your donations!! beer for all pedestrians!!! HURRY!!!
yours truly
the pope of pedestria
lord of anything and anywhere
humbly
your pope
MORONS!!!
blessings to all!!
your reverend and friend
da good fadda ken!
lick your asses, itl'll make you thirsty for beer!!!!!!