FROM FADDA KEN

HEY CROSSEYED MOSQUITOES AND BOW LEGGED ANTS I NOW STAND BEFORE YOU AND NOT BEHIND, HAVE A GOOD HALLOWEEN!! FROM THE CHAPEL HERE IN FLORIDA!! HEY TO ALL!! GUESS I GOT NOTHIN BETTER TO DO BUT SEND THIS MISSIVE OUT!! NO WAW BRUDDER MUDDERS AND HAWK BRUDDERS!! FUCKING WAY NO!! MY LATEST BEACH BUNNY IS A FOX DELUXE!! WILL BE SENDIN A VIDEO TO THE GOOD DOC AND SIR MARTIN, AS I TYPE THIS MISSIVE SHE IS IMPATIENTLY WATING FOR NEWS OF THE REUNION! FUCKING A SHE WANTS TO TRAVEL UP TO MOTOWN NEVER IN HER LIFE HAS SHE SEEN SNOW! WELL GUYS THIS IS IT, WE SHALL SHOW HER SNOW AND BLUES MADNESS!! *CHOMPING AT THE BIT* BUT SHE MUST PAY HER OWN WAY, THE CHURCHES REVENUES ARE ONLY ALLOCATED TO FADDA KEN AND HIS WHIMS! PLENTY OF MOTOWN CHICKS AND OLD SHORIANS TO MEET AGAIN WITH!! WRITE BACK MORONS!!!SEE ALL SOON FROM YOUR GOOD REVEREND STANDING ON MY PORCH, BAGS PACKED, WAITING FOR DOC HORMONE AND JERRY TO TOSS MY ASS IN THE PLANE FOR THE RIDE TO DESTINY!! MY BLESSINGS TO ALL!! AND SIR MARTIN!! KNIGHT OF THE REALM AND SENESCHALL OF ST CLAIR SHORES AND MT CLEMENS!! MAKE SURE A FITTING ENTOURAGE OF LACKEYS SHALL MEET GREG AND JERRY AND I AT THE AIRPORT!!
HUMBLY OF COURSE
FADDA KEN!!

REQUIEM IN PACE!!

OK DOC I DID NOT SEND A MASS FOR YOU UPON YOUR UNTIMELY DEATH!! BUT HOWEVER ALL THE BEACH BUNNIES ARE IN MOURNING, CHA DUDE YA THINK? WELL LISTEN IF WE GO UP TO MOTOWN LOOKS LIKE WE ALL HAVE SOME SERIOUS THRILL ISSUES!! DUDE GOIN TO THE GRANDE!~ AND BELLE ISLE, AND THE OLD CROWS NEST!! CHA GET ON THE WAVE!! KOO KOO KATCHOO!!! HEY GET IT TOGETHER DUDES AN DUDETTES!! FADDA KEN SHALL SEND A VIDEO FROM THE BEACH!! TO THE DECEASED DOC HORMONE!! AND THEREAFTER IT SHALL BE RECORDED FOR POSTERITY!! IF THE GOOD DECEASED DOC WILL PUBLISH THE VIDEO ON VIDIOT TV!! THE DEAD CAN MAKE VIDEOS. HEY MIKEY RENTING US AN OLD FUCKED UP CAR???? FUCKING A PERFECT!! JANUARY IN MOTOWN!! HEY SIR MARTIN , KNIGHT OF THE REALM, AND SENESCHALL OF MT CLEMENS AND ST CLAIR SHORES!! I BESTOW UPON THEE FADDA KENS BLESSINGS AND HOPE THOU CAN GUIDE THE CHIEF THRU ALL ADVERSITY WHILE ON HIS MORONIC ROAD TRIP FROM PENN TO MICH!! NOW HERE IS A HALLOWEEN CARD FOR ALL MORONS, WHITE MUDDERS, AND THE MOHAWK BROTHERS!! FORGIVE ME FOR DOUBTING IN ANY WAY THAT THE RE-UNION SHALL FINALLY OCCUR!! IT WAS THRU THE DIVINE INTERVENTION OF NOSTRA DOM POLSKI, DOCTOR HORMONE AND SIR MARTIN , AND THE MIGHTY MOHAWK BROTHERS THAT THIS EVENT SHALL OCCUR!! SEE YOU ALL IN A COUPLE OF MONTHS! GLAD YOUR READIN AND GLAD YOU WILL GET TO SEE ME!!
HUMBLY OF COURSE!!
FADDA KEN
HEY!! HEY HEY HEY!???
ARE FLYING MONKEYS ALLOWED ON AIR LINE FLIGHTS?
EVERYTIME MY MOTHER COMES OVER THEY LAND IN MY BACK YARD!
OK SIGNING OFF FOR THE MOMENT
YOUR GOOD REVEREND AND MENTOR, YOUR FRIEND AS LONG AS YOU HAVE MONEY! OR ANYTHING FREE TO THE POPE OF WESTERN FLORIDA!! SO HURRY WRITE BACK! SEND CHECKS OR CASH. TIME DOTH RUNNETH OUT!!
FROM THE PASTORS PUTER, LOCATED SOMEWHERE IN WESTERN FLORIDA, ON THE BEACH, WRITE BACK
IN NOMINE PATRIS ET FILITUS SANCTUUM
AMEN!!
ET CUM SPIRI TU TUO!
BLESSINGS UPON THE DECEASED
GET A DRINK FOR THE LIVE
I SHALL BE THERE
NO JIVE!!
*RHYMING*
I GOT MY CHECK
ITS MY BIRTHDAY
I GOT MY CHECK
ITS MY BIRTHDAY
I GOT MY CHECK
ITS MY BIRTHDAY
OK SEE YA ALL SOON!
FADDA KEN (AKA KEN)

ahh!! january on lake st clair!!!

well can anyone guess the identity of this ex mudder and his bride posing on thier wedding day on lake st clair??she said she had "cold feet" but proceeded to marry him anyway!! at the re-union shall the good fadda renew thier vows?? now Doc Hormone!! this would be a fate worse than death!! rather be abducted by aliens?? i would! now this pic was taken on lake st clair after the groom was subjected to an all night party at the crows nest east!! the anniversery of the wedding is on january 7th!!Sir Martin, do you know the bride and groom? Mikey Mohawk any clue to thier identity? well the good fadda knows!! if anyone else has a clue or a comment or guess answer back! or if you can't make the re-union the deceased will abduct you and you will be the groom of this lovely bride on lake st clair on january 7th, and Nostra Dom Polski shall assist the good fadda while you vow to love honor and obey her every command!! the good pope of pedestria shall wear a funny hat, burn incense, and command this couple to melt the ice in front of all! Now Doctor Hormone, Sir Martin, Mikey Mohawk the january 7th re-union will be worth it just to see this lovely couple re-united on the icy shores of lake st clair! don't find yourself asleep in your beds thinking your safe at home on january 7th if your not at the re union mudders!! there is a fate worse than being rectally examined by aliens in a galaxy far far away, there is a fate worse than death, just look at the bride!!! be there or be hers and forever wander the icy shores wondering why the fuck didn't i go to the re-union!!
blessings upon all
your mentor, friend, pope and attorney!
ken (aka) fadda ken!!!

january 7th!!

well mudders and hawk brudders!! a time to establish new and old madness in MOTOWN! christ in a chariot! in a 57 ford!! in an edsel!! blessings upon this venture! have no doubts, misgivings or worry!! the time has come to re-unite! be there or watch your national news channel for the most astounding episode detroit has witnessed since the 68 riots!! the church of pedestria fully endorses this insane and moronic attempt of being stars once again. it shall be a success. put on your best idiot grins, find clothing suitable for the deep freeze january, a ballerina tutu is not recommended, however any floridian mudders may not heed my warning! the sun has made us all really nuts, but i digress and ramble, a forthcoming reunion shall now occur, the good reverend ken, along with doctor hormone and jerry the spic and any ass clowns who dare to make the journey shall arrive and even at the risk of personal freedom will perform once again in a state of confusion!! mark the date, truly an endeavour that shall be historic, a fortunate time for all state mental hospitals to observe what insanity really is, beware of any trying to stop your journey, accept no substitutes, OUR TIME HAS ARRIVED!!
from the pope of pedestria
fadda ken
mentor and advisor
sublime ruler of western florida
surf is up dudes and dudettes
catch the wave!!
humbly
fadda ken!!!