Back in the high life Again!!
well the good reverend has been inquisitioned!! fuck me freddy!! the good doctor and chief hank decided to put me on trial in effigy!!I saw the video! woe betide all who try, My MOJO is still working! why was my effigy not burned? where in the name of the great booga looga did you find such a great likeness of me? and since my effigy was not set afire BEWARE!! good doctor and hank the control of that hoodoo voodoo doll is now under my control!! look under your beds at night for the great surfin fadda ken! in my past incarnations as the big kahuna, moondoggie, and fadda bwysant of notre dame i must warn you that puerile trick of burning my effigy has been tried! my polish sausage was not even singed, didn't even feel a tingle on the papal dingle, not even a lick on the dick!! well nice try anyway!i must say the video was well done, it shall help when i run for election here in port rickety florida.
by the way new pics and the promised video is under production, my new supply of pain meds has arrived and my phsychotropic meds have been thrown out! the church is in the process of building a new chapel on the beach and i must be there to bless the procedure and make sure my new erection is properly appreciated by all!
to the good doctor and hank the chief
my blessings and heartfelt thanks for the great inquisition
a tear was shed as i quaked in laughter at the attempt to exorcise the evil demon who doesn't allow me to tip properly, but hey i need the cash!
surf is up
dodging bullets on the board is a hoot
ahh fame!
from fadda ken an his effigy
death by defenestration to any one messin with my MOJO!
(look up defenestration)
autographs available
60 minutes of wild fun @ the pedestrian church also available
all for a nominall fee and any real estate you may own
also effigy's for any enemy, ex , or boss shall be sent to the good doctor and hank for another inquisition, they must be blessed by a hoodo voodoo haitian monkey priest, then sent to fadda ken and then to hank and the good doctor for the appropriate inquisition
where is my MOJO????
see ya next post
by the way new pics and the promised video is under production, my new supply of pain meds has arrived and my phsychotropic meds have been thrown out! the church is in the process of building a new chapel on the beach and i must be there to bless the procedure and make sure my new erection is properly appreciated by all!
to the good doctor and hank the chief
my blessings and heartfelt thanks for the great inquisition
a tear was shed as i quaked in laughter at the attempt to exorcise the evil demon who doesn't allow me to tip properly, but hey i need the cash!
surf is up
dodging bullets on the board is a hoot
ahh fame!
from fadda ken an his effigy
death by defenestration to any one messin with my MOJO!
(look up defenestration)
autographs available
60 minutes of wild fun @ the pedestrian church also available
all for a nominall fee and any real estate you may own
also effigy's for any enemy, ex , or boss shall be sent to the good doctor and hank for another inquisition, they must be blessed by a hoodo voodoo haitian monkey priest, then sent to fadda ken and then to hank and the good doctor for the appropriate inquisition
where is my MOJO????
see ya next post