Saturday, February 24, 2007

Back in the high life Again!!

well the good reverend has been inquisitioned!! fuck me freddy!! the good doctor and chief hank decided to put me on trial in effigy!!I saw the video! woe betide all who try, My MOJO is still working! why was my effigy not burned? where in the name of the great booga looga did you find such a great likeness of me? and since my effigy was not set afire BEWARE!! good doctor and hank the control of that hoodoo voodoo doll is now under my control!! look under your beds at night for the great surfin fadda ken! in my past incarnations as the big kahuna, moondoggie, and fadda bwysant of notre dame i must warn you that puerile trick of burning my effigy has been tried! my polish sausage was not even singed, didn't even feel a tingle on the papal dingle, not even a lick on the dick!! well nice try anyway!i must say the video was well done, it shall help when i run for election here in port rickety florida.
by the way new pics and the promised video is under production, my new supply of pain meds has arrived and my phsychotropic meds have been thrown out! the church is in the process of building a new chapel on the beach and i must be there to bless the procedure and make sure my new erection is properly appreciated by all!
to the good doctor and hank the chief
my blessings and heartfelt thanks for the great inquisition
a tear was shed as i quaked in laughter at the attempt to exorcise the evil demon who doesn't allow me to tip properly, but hey i need the cash!
surf is up
dodging bullets on the board is a hoot
ahh fame!
from fadda ken an his effigy
death by defenestration to any one messin with my MOJO!
(look up defenestration)
autographs available
60 minutes of wild fun @ the pedestrian church also available
all for a nominall fee and any real estate you may own
also effigy's for any enemy, ex , or boss shall be sent to the good doctor and hank for another inquisition, they must be blessed by a hoodo voodoo haitian monkey priest, then sent to fadda ken and then to hank and the good doctor for the appropriate inquisition
where is my MOJO????
see ya next post

Saturday, February 17, 2007

YES!!! an EPHINY!!!!


Mikey andChief! what came over me!! of course my beach bunnie search is not over!! thank you!! it must have been a moment of doubt! fear not the papal decree is this from this day forward all beach bunnies pics shall be posted! i have designated my holy photagrapher to follow me and take pics and your holiness will continue to post them!! and chief i shall need no disguise! though i walk through the beach i shall fear no seagull, wave, crab, shark or sea monster! Meds shall protect me! beach babes shall gather in flocks!! this weekend however its fucking a cold here in the sunshine state! but look forward my ministry shall continue and further pics shall without a doubt be posted! your good reverend shall continue the search, hell was at the beach on valentines day and wished a happy VD day to all the babes there and told them to pass it on! my search has just begun and i shall prevail! havwe no fear and keep the faith Mikey and Chief! motown awaits the arrival of the pope and an entourage of beach bunnies accompanying the good faddas return to new fallujah! blessings to all, doubt not the pope of western florida! all is well!
your good reverend
his holiness
highly esteemed
grand exhausted ruler
humbly of course
the good fadda ken!
twas a great VD day at the beach!

Monday, February 12, 2007

to my good doctor

anemic? paralegic? moronic? and gettin the site alive? sure doc! now fuck me up with a remark MORON NIPPLE! get your shit together(like between both your hands) ah good doctor always a treat to hear from ya!! hey good doctor got a cure for RDS? you lil whiner!! just had to say that considering the good reverend was called that!! 0k my bro moron whats the haps?? ya lil mdget freak!!! geezus! when you gonna change your hair color and how can i change mine?
damn the torpedoes!! whatever the hell the hell they come from! mark these words doctor and at least give me a call youcheap ass bastard!@@ whatssa matta you low life bad tipper??
so good to hear from you and the rest of the band! Hey whats the haps on that deal? oh andby theway fadda ken has remained alive! so ihall see all forthe re union! i shallpost again as soon as my meds arrive
thank you my good friends in the pedestrrian church!
Sir martin, the MIGHTY MOHAWK crew and da chief!!
hey new pics fromfla!!! next post!! dam it alli stand to be in trouble again!! o well,
more frum da good reverend when i anounce that the good pope of florida is running for the next election!!!
photos and videos soon! these will make the cat's eyes spin!!!!!!
blessings to all
from the pastors study by the fireplace drinking a beer and smoking a joint, lookin forthe florida orange for the vodka!!
stay cool all and out forthe night!!!

Saturday, February 10, 2007

holy shite! flying monkees!!

geezo peezo! what a total a fuck!! man dudes an dudettes! posting again, anyway thanx all for the support! hope to see ya all in motown, marking time for the reunion! otay pankee, otay butwheat! damn those flying monkees! okay doc write back or give me a ring, to the mohawk bros thanx, and chief what a guy and Sir Martin! your support as a knight of the realm is welcome, hell imperative! see ya all at the end of march hopefully,
from your moron pope
see ya all in motown
blessings
christ in a 57 ford, riding down an alley
one hand on a bottle
foot on the throttle!
take care
i certainly have to