hat in the ring?? no way!!

shall you squabble about the scraps on the table???its like falling out of a tree house while arguing who is greater, superman or mighty mouse!! THINK! fadda ken is the only one who can furfleocotomy take care of the proimasent shin cowards who have reached the state of juju monkey business!
i hope i have been clear on this statement!
my papal hat shall not be thrown into a ring!! now a dart board atthe michigan state fair is however an option, geez i amthe only one capable of untimely and verifiably unseemly actions that make MOI! the pope ofwestern florida the only capable candidate able to shoot his own attorneys with a shotgun stolen from my mothers garage! hell and heck, why look further fadda ken shallbe the next president!! dry up you freaks and basement clowns, vote for fadda ken, a chicken in every basement, a clown in your attic, a fine waterfront property to everyonewho votes for me!!
oh why look further, tis of no avail!!
and NO MORE ELECTIONS
i shall preside as supreme ruler of the american dream
no more immigrants fromthe planet OGO!!!!
oh go vote for me you sniveling cowardly wretched barbarians!
NO MORE ELECTIONS is my logo!
after electing me no probs with voting!
votefor me now and end the madness of polititions waiting in line forthe chance of the throne
farts in public places shall again be legal!!
any moron voting for meafter my election shall be granted 30,ooo acres of tundra land in northern canada alongwith one free trip to ireland so you can drink beer with the local bogtrotters and be buried at sea after you pass out fromthe beer fest!!
have a great day
i approve this message!!
fadda ken!

sorry!! like hell i am

now my last post was a bit wacked out!! but after perusing it i found that it is right on the money!! screw the pres wanna be's fadda ken is the guy to do what has to be done!. import more trade goods from countries especially like afghanistan, those lovely poppies, and of course our neighbors to the south like columbia with the lovely coca plants!!
international trade!! geez we could trade like toasters, microwaves, 57 chevies, any thing we dont need of think of as valuable!
of course we shall redeem "high" profits from these trade aggreements! and maybe hillary clinton will get rid of her sear sucker pant suits and be under fadda kens desk!!
bill would of corse understand!
fadda ken
the next pres
and if i am elected, NO ONE SHALL VOTE AGAIN! i do not want this country divided by politcal diatribe, any probs with senators or gov officials taking bribes or all that happy horse crap! i shall rule with out that crap my desicions shall be final and papally anbal decisions! who could ask for more? it would be good if i were KING OF AMERICA AS WELL AS POPE!!
vote for me
anyone supprting my regime shall of course profit beyond thier wildest dreams
i promise!!
vote ya imbeciles for the good fadda ken!!

well to all mine freak bros!

ok tossing the papal crown into the ring!!! shit balls no one has a chance if i am elected all the songs on the juke shall be from me!! & of course white mud and the mohawk bros!! hey morons even if i lose i win!! who amongst thee brethren owneth thine own home? who amongst the brethren haveth thine own following of beach nuns? mikey shall send beach wanna be bunnies to the good reverend and he shall taske care of all beach wannabe's from new fallujah and the mitten state!!

LO AND BEHOLD!! put in your dime!! a thin dime into the jukebox!! oh my your dreams shall be answered, as the opportunity exists i shall be the next president!

no videos for fadda ken

no videos for fadda ken

no videos for fadda ken

cha cha cha!!

fucking a morons press the buttons

fadda ken for pres!!

no probs

just send money

he who sends the most shall reap as he doth sow

and if anyone doth sow maketh that the sheep aren't hurt!!

hjey jumbawa!!

just got back from africa and the mo fo's are still fucking doing hooodoo dances and they are doing them in basements in honor of doc hormone!!!

anyhoot!

mudda bruddas! & cousin Mikey!

fadda ken does have a new beach pic in a couple a days!!

vote for me morons!!

i shall stand before you and not behind

bow legged indians and fucked up champs

fadda kens chapel needs some more tramps

be the redhead or blonde skank

send themto the chapel

and i shall give thanks!!

dats it dudes an dudettes! i win i shal be the next president but fucking a u know if i am not i shall control anyway!! thats the papal anal way

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHa

very humbly

of course

take care all y brethren it is palm sunday tis weekend but dont smoke too many of the bogus palms!!

in nomine et spiritu kens way

AMEN

jeezu peezu, hey did i send a pic?? oh well next post!!

got fish to fry?

Hey everyone got earwax???? i posted yesterday and check out the fish the young fadda caught in the detroit river in 1955! the fish are still in my freezer and waiting for the reunion! anyone wanting to risk eating these fish at the reunion shall be receiving prayers from the pedestrian church and a round of insane laughter from the now medicated fadda ken, or enjoy torturing the good doctor hormone in a basement of your choice, now these fish as i said are still in the papal freezer, these rare mercury laden fish from the detroit river upon eating shall induce massive seizures that will also result in audio and visual hallucinations comparable to ingesting mass quantities of LSD produced by the wonderfull doc timothy leary in the early years of white muds remarkable debut at the crows nest east! so forget going to your local fish market or ordering a fish sandwich at your local Long John Silvers or macdonalds! these rare beauties are available fromthe pedestrian church at unheard of prices! see the moronic drooling and catatonic states you can subject your friends and relatives too at your next fish fry! so order now and these rare and museum quality specimens can be shipped to your home, local bar, or the next backyard picnic you have!

DONT EAT MEAT ON FRIDAYS!!

get a mercury laden perch from the pedestrian church!!

vintage fish fromthe fifties!

bless you all!

sharing the fish and loaves

the pedestrian church

pope fadda ken!

YES!!!!!!!

well hey and hello, thanks tothe good sir martin i am able to postagain!!! thanx Sir Martin this is great and only due to the great knight of the realm the good Sir Martin!!! well the good reverend is still alive, the barney fife lil greaser didn't off me yet!! oh and greg BASEMENT monsters still thy trouble? beware they shall continue to trouble thee! and Mikey my pleasure to speak to thee again, the latest papal decree is that new beach bunnies shall appear on this site!! the church is building a new chapel upon the beach! new pics shall be posted and the pope shall appear in them, no camels however are permitted on the beach so i shall have to post pics only of the new chapel and new beach bunnies! the new chapel is great!! drinks shall be served and bikini clad girls will be serving drinks to all who attend the services here at the good reverends beach hangout! new pics shall be posted within a weeks time, so stray not from this site! also beware since we are all living longer alzhiemers didease may sneak up on us!! did i say didease? hmmm!! well do not worry aint no didease sneakin up on me! now the monkey pic is just for the hoot of it and stay tuned cause new beach pics are upcoming! i would like to thank Sir Martin for the help in squashing google for the attempt to stop my posts! i also thank the good doctor hormone for his support and his never ending fear of basements, also mikey mohawk for his support of the pedestrian church and the chief for being so gentle in his treatment of my effigy! and for all the little people behind the scenes that i have yet to fuck over!

great times to all

blessings from the pope of florida

see ya soon in the mitten state

meds are kicking in

gotta get outa here

sir martin keep the salt mines safe

mikey take care of nostra dom polski

doc hormone build a basement just for the horror!

humbly, ya sure!

ken, pope of western florida

ruler of all beach babes

surfin fadda ken!

Fadda Ken Will Be Back Shortly

The folks at Google, Blogger's parent company, have conspired to keep Fadda Ken from posting his messages from the Pedestrian Church. This shall end today!

Sir Martin of White Mud has consulted with the Good Fadda and resolved this issue.

More pontifications from the Good Fadda should be posted to this Holy blog shortly!

Sir Martin of White Mud

YO MY BROTHERS!

first of all on the papal agenda:
the heartfelt blessings upon mikey mohawk for his wise and yoda like defense of the pope of the pedestrian church! Mikey i cannot wait to meet you up there in the great white north! and to doctor hormone and chief my fame is just made more famous by the de facto trial i was subjected to! my effigy is HURT! thank the great boogalooga that my MOJO still doth function properly and all beach babes shall enjoy the blessings of the infamous bullet ducking, gimp leg, surfing pope of the pedestrian church.
secondly:
when the fuck is the re-union?? i for one am available to visit our haunts, pick a fight with any gimp legged barney fife greaser left alive near or in the environs of the crows nest east!
and a tour of my real neighborhood by 7 mile and van dyke shall occur!
and thirdly:
no alcohol was used in the writing of this decree!! i wrote this on my keyboard the vodka and oj was injested through a straw while writing!
all pain meds were taken at least 45 minutes prior to this writing so as to be sure that they had no problem with the vodaka and oj!
blessings upon the mohawk bros and upon doc hormone and the chief and to the brilliant and elusive sir martin who has hidden himself away in his realm of salt caverns!! a tour of metropolitan beach and belle isle shall also be on the agenda of the re-union!
so get your asses in gear and lets at least make it happen before the next millenium!
and what the hell is going on with this blog site? it takes hours to log into it!!! at least to create!!
but hell gotta go, houston mission control, do you read?
i must mix another vodka & oj
flyin high and thinkin of the beach!
from the good reverend
yusta chow lang mortoblogationly
ciao