sorry jerry!!

jerry the spic!!! sorry forgot to include you in my last blog!! my apologies!! you are definitely gonna be there!! so now read my previous blogs!!!

ok morons!! yes its a go

hey at least answer back!!! january 7th!! look at the 2 previous posts!! getting to old to type? whats the matter ? everyone coming down with a good case of alzhiemers disease? shit and vomit! monkey piss on your forehead! doctor hormone and sir martin have strived along with kris to help this occur!!! now everyone january 7th is the deal!!! be there or be square!! can anyone answer back?? and ken aka fadda! this is it!! january 7th of 007! pain killers in moderation will help your feeble fingers to type! they do not improve your IQ however! ok amigos? parle vous le francais? sprechen ziei deutche? any chinese redheads left in detroit for father ken to ravish? can we party on metropolitan beach in january? will there be edsels as a prize for the most stupid jokes onstage? see ya all in january it sounds great to me!!
good doctor hormone, sir martin, hank if your sobah, and mikey mohawk! jeez what a crew!! i shall be there and i approve this message!!! doc hormone the pope of pedestria requires in writing an affirmative on this date!!! get in touch doctor and see ya in the great white frozen mud in motown in january!

yes! it works

thanx sir martin!! just impatient fadda ken!! it seems we have fish to fry!!! imagine january 7th! fucking frozen fish!! ok good doctor lets get it together!! launch time for the EDSEL is on your go! Sir Martin of course shall be there! the knight of the realm! also Doc Hormone and Sir Martin, are we required to bring instruments or whores? or both? or are they being supplied? love the smell of frozen fish!! with a nice chianti! fadda ken chomping at the bit!!
take care all my morons, see ya in january!!
also: SEND MONEY TO THE PEDESTRIAN CHURCH! THE GOOD POPE REQUIRES CASH!! finally fucking A! a re union! will Nostra Dom Polski be there? hey Mikhail Mowhawkavitch!! be there!! got it? GET IT!!! i murdered elmer fudd my attorney! it seems he was in the pasture screwing my favorite llama and i could not abide that action! REQUIEM IN PACE fucking fudd!! Bwessings on the Fudd! fucking ignorant moron! anyway as i reside in my study in the chapel the pope awaits all and any comments, missives, letters containing CASH!! so hurry!! due to the pope of pedestria's sublime and divine intervention with the good doctor and sir martin we shall meet again!!! see everyone on MUDD SUNDAY!!!
blessings to all morons!
your good pope and reverend
ken (aka fadda ken)

Doctor Hormone Says Look Out Detroit

The Good Doctor at Notre Dame....the scene of one of White Mud's early shows.

Sir Martin

hey all????

Hey!! are we going to do this or what?? between xmas and new years?? fine with me!! answer back you morons!! fucking A!! jesus christ on a bike! muhammed on a moped! nostra dom polski on a skateboard!!
what is going on??
thanx to all morons! answer back!!!!!
respectfully of course
ken aka fadda ken!!

Finally A Reunion

Hey Everyone!! Doc Hormone called me and informed me that the second week in november should be the time for us all to reunite!!! now the exactdate of course shall be set by the good doctor! hold onto your hats, grab your babe, tell all of the time! we are trying to purchase this vehicle and drive up to the re union in style!! jerry the spic will be behind the wheel, doc hormone will be riding shotgun and i shall be singing off key in the back seat for the ride up to motown!! we plan to trash the car in front of the old crows nest, perhaps driving it through the front doors of whatever the hell business it is now!! anyway get on the stick, contact everyone, the second week in november!! a splendid time for all! before the holidays and cheaper to fly for those who must! this is written in stone! been put off far to long! this plan has been in effect for 2 years and now is the time!! plenty of time to get together a ticket, make lame excuses to wives, and be there for a few days in the second week of november!!! Doc has told me that all he has contacted agree!! so lets get doctor hormone to give us the date now!! we need to do this so everyone can make the plan to escape from prison, file divorce papers, make out a final will and testament and meet together the second week of november!!! and it'll cost less to travel before the holidays and still give everyone plenty of time to get your bags together!! we are also planning to take out insurance policies if we cant drive the edsel up!! doc and jerry and i will fly up!!!! it'll be like the big bopper, richey valens, and buddy holly returning to motown for a great show! the mohawk brothers and all mudders are welcome to meet our flight at detroit metro if we don't get the edsel!! so get your time together and see you all in around 2 months!!! the time draweth near!!so get it in your heads guys! we shall be there!! second week in november!!! get doc to set an exact date!! as i said he has contacted everyone and all agree!! at least most!!be there or watch the video on your local news channel!! the club is ready, muddettes will be there! the mohawk brothers will be there!! a tour and video will be made of our famous return! get your tickets, train bus or plane! see you all then! fadda ken on behalf of the reunion!! blessings to all morons and if you cant make it at least send any amplifiers you own, we will put your name on it as we destroy it on stage and video the whole thing!! see all there, a journey of 35 years in one glorious weekend shall occur!! the pope of florida and the pedestrian church gives his blessing on the venture! second week in november!!!! dont monkey around and make excuses!!! plenty of time to wrap up any affairs, see you all there! GREAT TIDINGS OF JOY! from your pope and leader of the pedestrian church the good reverend ken!! Don't be a NIPPLE and miss out!!!

fwum elmer fudd!!

hewoo evwybody! fadda ken is indisposed and so i m witing to evwyone while he is not here! he is vewy wowwied about the weunion! so wite back to doctor hormone so he can set a date for the weunion!! vewwy important!! so wite back and make sure evwyone gets this message!! fwum elmer fudd, fadda kens contact fwum beyond the gwave!!!
huwwy up an answer back!!!
bwessings on evwyone!!

hello all mudders!

well the pic has nothing to do with my latest blog! however this nurse was kind enough to put pain meds in my veins, speak kindly to me, and let me take this pic of her! my recovery from my latest surgery has been ok, due of course to the nurse pictured here! now latest breaking news!!!! Could not believe it! this am @ 10 there was an earthquake located about 300 milels wsw of the pasture in the gulf of mexico! the tsunami warning system said no threat to this area! however the report was issued about 2 hours after the occurrence of the quake, hell plenty of warning after the fact. a tsunami wave can travel at speeds up to 500 miles per hour, no shit look it up on national geographic! now i live around 35 miles north of tampa bay and people reported that they felt the ground shake!! 2 counties north of me all the way down to sarasota florida!! however i felt nothing except the nurse shaking under me!! she has visited me making sure that the good fadda is in good shape. anyhow thanx everyone for your concern and well wishes for my recovery from grueling painfull surgery. my nurse ARIANNA! sends her well wishes to all, i may convert her to the pedestrian church but thinking not! hell she has a corvette and the good pope must ride in style!! Good Doc Hormone! Good Sir Martin, and the Mighty Mohawk brothers!! i shall be at the beach this week, gulf temp is 89 degrees, afternoon T storms, and plenty of nurses! walking with a cane and a t shirt that reads sports medicine surgery brings out the best in all the beach babes!! ok keep me posted on the re-union date!! write back! post a comment!, and see everyone ASAP!
blessings from the pope
i shall record a video of the beach and fadda ken and the surfin babes and post it to the good doc hormone for a vdiot tv interview!!got it? get it!!!
insckrankeniously!
under restraints but still typin
your pope and mentor
fadda ken!!!

otay buckwheat!!!

your good pope of pedestria and aka surfin fadda ken may have overeacted BUT!!!! damn it when is the reunion>>????????????????? anyone fix on a date? anyone ready to go? pacing the floor in tha pastures study: oh shall we meet in november?, december?! get on the stick! ride on! put the pedal to the metal! get off the pot or poop! shit in your hat and wear it!! pee up a rope!! ask janet reno to be the mother of your cloned children! but lets get it together!! blessing to all! fadda ken shall ride in motown ! whats the latest? now with my phsyciatric powers i can glean the answer! but i have placed the answer in an envolope here at the pastors pasture in my safe, upon my demise the envelope shall be placed in robinwood park, in detroit! those future generations who may want to know the contents of the envelope ahead of time, BE @ THE REUNION!!
shit in your hats!!!
RESPECTFULLY!
fadda ken!

hey mohawk brothers!!

help the good fadda out, cmon dudes send comments posts email to all!! i shall be there!! Sir Martin asked for my help, i am asking for yours! i think doc and i an jerry shall make the journey, the quest rests on the edge of a blade at this time!! thanx and write back! see ya mikey and tommy ! look at my 2 previous posts as should all mudders!
surf on dudes
fadda ken
have a great labor day!
my thanx!!

HEY MUDDERS

READ MY PREVIOUS POST! are we blindmen in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there?? are we isrealis, lebanese, hesbolah, and el qaida unable to fix ona date?? come on guys send in yoursuggestions to doc hormone and lets getthe show on the road! we will be worm meat, skeletons, our rottingflesh shall be in the grave if we cant do this reunion!! carpe diem! (seize the day) lets do it!!!!

hey mudders!!! dAMN THE TORPEDOES!!

hEY LISTEN MUDDERS!! PLENTY OF TIMETO ARRANGE A FLIGHT ETC!! THIS HAS BEEN PUT OFF LONG ENOUGH!! WE GOT THE PLACE TO BE!! WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO, WAIT TILL YOUR IN THE GRAVE? CMON GUYS, THIS ONLY WILL HAPPEN ONCE IN OUR TIME HERE!, GEEZ AND GOLLY!! CMON A FEW DAYS IN OUR OLD PLACE AND SEEING EVERYONE!! WHATS THE PROB??? FRIENDS AN FAMILY WILL UNDERSTAND, JUST DO IT!! THE POPE IS SHOUTING!! dOCTOR HORMONE HAS GONE THRU YEARS OF TRYING TO MAKE THIS HAPPEN! SIR MARTIN HAS ASKED ME FOR HELP, I AM NOT TRYING TO ORDER ANYONE, CMON LETS DO IT OK?? MY BLESSINGS TO ALL LETS GET OUR SHIT TOGETHER FOR ONE GREAT BLAST ALL RIGHT? HELL I AM DISABLED AND WALK WITH A CANE, EVERYONE CAN AT LEAST LAUGH AT THAT BUT I'LL BE THERE!!! CMON GUYS TIME TO GET UP THERE AND JUST HAVE FUN, IT WILL BE WORTH IT WE HAVE PLENTY OF TIME! YOU CAN HAVE YOUR THANKSGIVING DINNERS WITH FRIENDS AND FAMILY AND STILL BOP UP! ANY ALTERNATE DATES PERHAPS A WEEK LATER THAN WHAT HAS BEEN PROPOSED LETS STILL DO IT!!
I SHOWER MY BLESSINGS AND GOOD WILL TO ALL!!! CMON GUYS!! EVERYONE AGREES AND THEN HAS EXCUSES!! LETS DO THIS, MICHIGAN WILL NEVER BE HAPPY WITHOUT OUR RE APPEARANCE, I AM LOOKING FORWARD TO SEEING EACH AND EVERYONE OF YOU GUYS!! I FOR ONE SHALL BE THERE ALONG WITH DOC HORMONE, BUT IT WONT BE RIGHT WITHOUT ALL OUR BROTHERS IN MADNESS!! TOO OLD TO PUT THIS OFF!! TOO YOUNG AT HEART TO MISS OUT THIS OPPORTUNITY!
I REST MY CASE!!!! NO EXCOMMUNICATIONS SHALL OCCUR IF U DONT SHOW UP BUT THE POPE WILL BE PISSED! CMON GUYS!!!!

sorry but HELLO!! last post was screwed

hey morons cross eyed mosquitoes and bow legged ants!! geez pic out a song!! 3 plays for a quarter!! write back! darn the torpedoe!!! if that makes any sense you are definitely in need of salvation!!!
ok lookin good for re-union!! now doctor hormone and sir martin and the mohawk brothers!! are u morons ready for this!!! hell i am!! we need WHITE CASTLE burgers delivered to where ever we are!! and chinese redheads are a totall necessity!! man pain meds are sooo cool!! ok dudes an dudettes!! fadda ken expects and requires at least 3 muddettes at the airport for the arrival!! hell they can ride all the way back to st clair and mount clemens in the car! who the heck is going to drive?? any how lookin forward to bein and seein all! your pope of pedestria!
ken
aka fadda!
have a nice weekend and see eeveryone soon!! hell who will drive the popemobile!??? not me!!!
later dudes an dudettes! surf is up!

answerfadda ken!!ya got nuffin bettertodoonthe puters dudes

hey ladies and gentlemen and hobo's and tramps, crosseyed mosquitoes and bow legged ants! I NOW STAND BEFORE YOU AND NOT BEHIND to tell you about something i know nothing about! oh all you funky clowns on the midway! find to yourself MY way, keep on stumblin in the dark, a midget dressed in red has found the ark! where is jane? she still stumbling on? find a way to the church of no regrets, in florida by the highway, find a ribbon tear it free, make sure the colors are those you can see! all i want is for sweet jane to see, that i can be here and maybe not free, just ramblin thru the alleyways of my mind, prisms of childhoods memories chime, finding a way thru the lusty noise and regrets of the baseball i could never catch!
fadda kens tribute to bob dylan!
NOW A REAL HOOT WOULD BE BOB DYLAN MEETS DOCTOR PHIL!!!
think on my friends, this freedom is the end of rainbows in a pasture with the dwarfs of istanbul finding blades of rusty leaves, clinging to sorrows none perceive,where are my meds? the clowns and hobos all have fled , down the street of yesterdays dreams , where is the way out the idiot screams, find me onthe street waiting for the bus that never seems to come!!
ok assfaces! fucking a comment on this shit oh brainless multitudes! dedicated to doc hormone, sir martin andthe mohawk brothers.
damn pain meds are fucking great!!!!!!!
fuck forgot a picture!!!
any how piss up any incline and try to write a name!
look under your beds for the boogie woogie man!!
fart in public
and smile while you fart!! garaunteed no one will even attempt any violent actions upon you!! in fact they will get out of your way immediately!
fadda kens words of wisdom: you can lead a horse to water but a pencil is lead!!!
cha! dudes! an dudettes! surf is up! yo catchin a wave!
clementinily juat certifiably whatever!!
looking forward to a metropolitan beach bash surfin safari
oh geez aint chemistry the greatest!!?
surf on brudders
see ya
ken aka fadda!!!

"fadda ken knows best"

ok a crate of the holy hand grenades shall be shipped via the flying monkees from fadda kens pasture and the genetically altered monkees that doc hormone has put in the last 3 years of research to make sure deliveries of any kind shall occur in late november! NOW Mikey and Martin!! Look to the skies for the flying monkees!! these are essential deliveries so fadda ken and his disciples may walk unscathed through the valley of death ( 7 & vand dyke) and the hitherto and unexplored deepest part of little africa known as BELLE ISLE!!! My blessings to all on this unparalelled attempt to regain and once more dominate kill city, new fallujah, motown! in the lost gospel tracts fadda ken has found a new revelation!! in the gospel according to betty boop, olive oyl & popeye, known to the pedestrian church as the BOP gospel: Nostra Dom Polski shall arise again, he shall be found on the shores of the sea of st claire, the seas shall be divided and all those who follow the good fadda shall dwell on the isle of belle isle, 7 and van dyke and the crows nest east which shall be rebuilt upon my command!! not one, not two, but three bands shall occupy these annointed areas!!~ the lands spoken about shall be for the annointed ones who pic up fadda ken at detroit metro airport for the reunion!!these are words and revelations from fadda ken!! I am shaking and frothing at the mouth due to these enlightenments i have received thanks to chemistry! i must sign off now,
goin to the beach dudes lookin for shelley fabares or annette or gidget tomorrow!!
hang loose dudes and dudettes
from surfin fadda ken!
have a great fuckin day!, if you work, tell your boss to fuck off and quit!! if you own your own business fire everyone and close the doors!! go surfin, go play golf, fish illegally, hunt down and spy on ex spouses, go on the dr phil show and ACT crazy!! the dumb fuck will pay you!!!
see ya soon
from the good pope of pedestria
ken aka fadda ken!!!!