happy my own birthday!!!

well thanx everyone for the birthday greetings! click on a tune to hear the music! any moron who clicks on a tune should surely be certified as a definite moron!! have fun on my birthday weekend and hope to hear more greetings! take care and find salvation thru jukebox music! your very own POPE of the PEDESTRIAN church!!thank you all morons!! filthy animal comments shall be considered as total moronic drivel!! have a nice memorial day and click on your favorite tune!! and send money and drugs if the tune u clicked on doesn't play, blessings from fadda ken

ALL FADDA KEN'S CODE FANS!!

Otay Panky!! Otay Buttwheat!! Otay Dr Hormone, Sir Martin & Mikey Mohawk!! the solution to the code! but without knowing what the fuck to set the decoder ring to your all still in the dark!! these precious rings have been guarded by the pedestrian church for decades!!they were first liberated by the young fadda ken in motown at the krogers grocery store at 7 mile and outer drive. the young fadda had no taste for ovaltine and subsequently emptied every jar available on the shelves and dumped the ovaltine on the floor! his escape from the grocery was due to the fact that managers and employees slipped on the ovaltine powder as the young fadda gathered the precious rings and fled the premises! he farted inthe general direction of the store as he gleefully absconded with the rings!! Frodo Baggins aint gottin nothin on the young fadda!!These rings will be available at the white mud re-union! Rings of such power are not given out lightly however, a task, a challenge, issued by the good fadda prior to bestowing the rings shall be anounced at the re-union! Bribes however will enable theBribee to have an outstanding chance at having a decoder ring bestowed upon him! Also any female fan may seek an audience with the good fadda before rings are distributed!! Deals can be made!! no offer or demonstration of the offer will be refused by the good fadda! it is great to be Pope of the pedestrian church!!Now all the members of the church who receive a ring at the ceremony will be issued a fadda ken choir robe enabling them to sing at the re-union in style! they shall also be made bishops and pastors of thier neighborhoods enabling them to use the power of the ring to extort, run numbers, sell contraband materials, shit on enemies porches, torture whomever they please, stay at fadda ken's monkey house and learn the secrets of hoodoo voodo, cast spells, learn to spell, purchase the good fadda whatever he desires, make predictions, hold your breath for 18 minutes or more, blow your nose in the wind, time travel to any era, piss up a rope, fix a rip in your marble bag, tear a hole in anyones marble bag, worm farming, speak in tongues, set fire to most anything, have a better life through chemistry, raise the dead, let sleeping dogs lie, wear ballerina costumes, walk, be slicker than cat shit on a door knob, let success find you!!!
decorder rings! accept no substitute!
blessings to all morons
your grand HIGH exhausted ruler
fadda ken!!

new mexico alien!!

Surprise on the face of the mexican alien!! fadda ken in telepathic communion with nostra dom polski has found this image of one of the aliens the good doctor hormone found on his sojourn in new mexico!!! sir martin and mikey! imagine! i was right the good doctor had gone there to find the abductors, and mikey was right they are also mexicanos!! a forbidding and totally unexpected combo of dire consequences for the human race! will the good doctor return? will he look at all of our previous posts? is it possible the good doctor has been exposed to BIRD FLU? what if the only 2 survivors of the upcoming pandemic according to the mexican et are janet reno and michael jackson? will they repopulate the planet?? are we doomed?? PHONE HOME DOCTOR HORMONE!!Doctor Hormone. Sir Martin, Mikey Moe, Chief, the good reverend ken never loses faith, marbles maybe, but not faith!! if this is indeed a nightmarish revelation of and abductor or abductee have the fortitude and presence of mind to know that all owe money to the pedestrian church!!! PAY now you ignorant moron slugs!! waiting, coming out of my coma, and hoping everyone speaks at once,
hope the good doctor reads all that was published! take care and send the cash
blessings the good reverend and humble pope
BLESSINGS TO ALL!!!
fadda ken!!

Doctor Hormone Phone Home!!!

The abductees of Doctor Hormone may be in for some surprises. Dr.Hormone has telepathically contacted Nostra Dom Polski who has contacted the good fadda ken. DoctorHormone has an urge to sodomize the aliens who abducted him! He has related that on previous abductions the "others" have violated him anally! little do they realizethat Doctor Hormone is afflicted with RDS(restless dick syndrome) and he has vowed revenge. his trip to new mexico was just a ploy to get his hands on ET! Roswell New Mexico willbe on the map again! this time however ET will phone home with tales a dog wouldn't tell! all who supprt White Mud, Nostra Dom Polski, and the Mighty Mohawk Brothers stay tuned as fadda ken recieves messages from Nostra Dom Polski concerning Doctor Hormone. Is this a pic of doc hormones new ride? Sir Martin a knight of the realm has assured me that Doctor Hormone can drive this saucer as well as driving ET! Mikey Mohawk must be thanked for his spiritual connection to Nostra Dom Polski! Will Doctor Hormones new adress be Roswell, New Mexico, Area 51? Ok thank you Morons! Oh thank you ET! A message must get thru to doc hormone! the fate of the planet may rest in his hands! oh by the way send money to the Pedestrian Church immediately! We are also having a bake sale this sunday to raise funds for the rectally damaged ET's that doc hormone has vowed to ravage!!
blessings good morons!
the pastor of the pasture
Fadda Ken

Morons take HEED!!

First of all this is a photo of fadda ken getting ready toput the pedal to the metal in his backyard at the early age of 4 years! this is in his backyard on quinn by 7&van dyke in detroit! mikey mohawk on my site look thru the archives and find fadda kens first dui! and good doctor hormone and sir martin, my profuse and elaborate meaningless and heartfelt apologies!! i have neglected to give my blessings and thanx to the both of you! White Mud re-union!! and my further revelations of fadda ken's code has been neglected due to the revelations and epiphanies i have received! rolling on the floor and shaking violently has hindered my typing ability but i have overcome this minor problem! Good Doctor Hormone: " has a date been set?" and the Sublime Sir Martin: the map showed the manse exactly where fadda ken wishes to have a shrine set up! blessings from pedestria now down to business!
where and when? Doc I have been afflicted again with RDS! (restless dick syndrome) and has your research found any cure? if it has don't send the remedy!! Now in my research i have found further revelations! also Good Doctor: one of the sheep, a young lamb actually keeps bleating at me saying daaaaad, daaaaaaad!! i should never have had that much cluny in the pasture on a moonlit night!!
thank you all my ignorant moron friends
donations to the pedestrian church are always welcome!! they help the good fadda in further endeavours to find the TRUTH! so everyone have a great weekend! hey and notice how lush and vibrant the garden is in fadda ken's backyard was?? this was when pollution was rampant! in the middle of detroit! the chemicals produced fantastic growth!! BETTER LIVING THRU CHEMISTRY! Totally neglect all those tree hugging freaks, clean water advocates,etc. hell there was a time when we all could walk on water!! now that is a shame! our children shall never know the incredible feeling of strolling across a lake or river so polluted that a baseball game could be played on it! well sir martin and the good doctor!! think back to those days of yesteryear!! ok for now sissy la la morons!
shit in your boots and walk a mile!
piss up a rope!
and don't forget fadda kens birthday!!
may 26th of everyear!
confessions of immorality, inadvertent and preplanned killings, fucking dogs or sheep, and spitting on sandwitches made for so called friends are forgiven on may 26th of each year for a price as long as a public confession is posted on this site!
Asti Spumanti!
Ostrich Banana!
Mucho Grab Your Ass!
fadda ken's monkey house will be open soon, the good doctor hormone and sir martin can direct all who need forgiveness to the pastor's pasture
confession is good for the soul!! and good for fadda ken's bank account! send money and confess on may 26th! act now! send the cash! (prices slightly higher west of New Hampshire)
Vo Do Deo Do! Hotcha! (dreams also interpretated, winning lottery numbers, and voodo hoodo spells also cast), the good reverend fadda ken!!!

Nortownus Spiritus

all right Mikey and Dog Zen! Ye Shall remember Captain Boblo, the freak on the boblo-boat??? In grade school(our lady queen of heaven) we made yearly trips in may to boblo island, now this was in the late fifties! oh ya and mikey i remember the dime store next to cunninghams on 7 & Van DYke wooden floors it had! Also on quinn and van dyke, Kosses Hamburgers! a little white Gut Grenade place the forerunner to white castles! ya and the railroad tracks! Robinwood Park! shit fadda ken practically lived there in the summers! Used to swim at Lipke Park! fucking a i waw GORGO at the Nortown theatre! Hell I saw Forbidden Planet there! hell fadda ken saw the 7th voyage of sinbad there! well check outthe fine binoculars on Captain Boblo! Ya the fucking midget needed those binoculars to look at anything over 4 feet tall! I know the neighborhood well! Captain Boblo! may the freak haunt your dreams, in a message from Nortownus Spiritus Captain Boblo may rise again from his watery grave at the foot of woodward on the detroit river! well see everyone in July it seems!! i must return to my research on fadda kens codes, send money, send drugs, send chinese redhead whores, send beer&wine! send cigarrettes! bless you all you fisheyed fools, mongrel dogs, ignorant bugs and undeserving recipients of my latest revelations! A Pox Upon all thee miscreants who send nothing! go shit in your hats!
gently and lovingly
the pope ofpedestria
friend of nostra dom polski
one of the Chosen
humbly too
Fadda Ken!!!!