got milk for the oreo cookie

well well by the way anyone needing any milk with the oreo cookie this member of the pedestrian church has an ample supply, we are trying to rid her of that bad tobacco habit but no one seems to care that much oh well! as my previous post had said bidding is ongoing for the buckwheat oreo cookie and my secretary has offered milk to anyone who purchases the cookie!! act now!!da good reverend and his secretary!!!

buckwheat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the good reverend has found buckwheat on an oreo cookie!! this is going up for bid on e bay but act now this image of buckwheat is being sought after by multitudes of morons!! found this while grocery shopping in sunny florida, it was laying in the cookie section and a screaming brat in a shopping cart with his moron mom almost ran it over!! the good reverend of course picked it up and now it is saved for posterity ! any bids of course go first to white mud members and thier immediate families! it is an epiphany!! a veritable sign from the great boogalooga that the pedestrian church is going to walk on proudly!! this oreo should be on letterman and oprah shows!! hell even dr phil!! so please act now!! prices are slightly higher west of new hampshire!!!!any moron who bids on this in the next 48 hours will also receive a video tape of richard simmons pumping it up!! all proceeds will go to the RDS foundation! restless dick syndrome! thank you all and thank you buckwheat!! the good reverend, signing off for this evening, shit in your hats an wear them backwards!!

no mention of white mud on mohawk television!!!

what us worry!! ok mudders our time shall come!! ok mighty mohawk brudders, i am with sir martin!! the pedestrian church is in an uproar! we demand equal time!! or at least a mention! grieviously bowing my head and proclaiming SHAME! on Moe an Tommy!! the day of atonement is fast approaching when white mud reclaims new fallujah!! i too cannot write any longer!! the betrayal, the lack of friendship, are we doomed to squabbling like the hordes in iraq! no!! what! me worry? NO!! *as i pace in the pastors study i think upon a bright and glorious future* Beware white mud shall rise again!!

offline for a bit

the holy hand grenade!!! been off the net for a while, but, back again!! now to all who love or hate the good reverend,the church of pedestria has armed all of the pedestrians with the holy hand grenade, also a great revelation has been revealed!! stay tuned!! *a word from our sponsors*: act now and replicas of the holy hand grenade signed by pres bush and dick cheney and two of the pedestrian churches greatest new converts: Yokohama Schwhartz & Fuji Goldbloom, the 2 best japanese jewish cats you could ever meet!! Y. Schwartz is one of the best samisen players on the planet, and Fuji Goldbloom is surfin in Hawaii, buyin more real estate and playin those big ass jappo drums with a headband on sayin: White Mud!!!! bless those jappo jews!! now back to the revelation:
in the pastors study, i found a truly incredible SIGN!! Not a potatoe chip with mohammed on it!!! NOT a pic of jesus drivin a 54 ford in an alley!! Not my dear sweet mother with all those flying monkees!! tomorrow after i deliver my latest sermon to all of the pedestrians in the church the truth shall be revealed!! AMEN!! Hallelujuah!!
bite yor fingernails
hope ta hell ya'll can wait for da revealement
the good reverend
an dont forget: don't ya'all fry no nothin naked!!
humbly but not sober
lovin the meds
king an pope of west florida!

survivor!!

looking forward to the reunion, hello all you filthy white mud animals, now from the pedestrian church, which is need of cash, da good reverend ken has applied for the survivor reality show, went to the audition in tampa bay fla at the hard rock casino, a million bucks is available!! have actually received an acknowledgement from cbs thanking me for applying!! now i think that all white mudders, thier affiliates, spouses, and so on should apply for the next survivor show! imagine!!we have all survived in various ways!! a challenge issued to cbs, no matter our physicall or mental conditions against any group of musicians, girl scout troops, soccer moms, drooling,grinning morons employed by macdonalds, homeless winos, or george bush & his gun happy crony dick cheney!! www.cbs.com/primetime/survivor_application
da good father will issue the holy handgrenade to all mudders who apply!! all my blessings, apply now!!! we need da cash and more fame!!

The Fadda's First DUI

ok from the pedestrian church, this pic is fadda ken on his way with his first car to a detroit lions game, shortly after this pic was taken i received my first DUI!! on my way @ a young age to become a Pedestrian!! da lord does speak in mysterious ways! football in hand, grinning and a hand on the wheel!! all the world before me!! hell who would have known that my legs bailed out of jailwould give out and the car stalled on 7 mile and Van Dyke on the east side of motown! Kicked the cop! kicked my car as they drug me out screaming and raving at the unfairness of the whole fiasco!! gosh an golly gee!! hell i only had a quart of beer and a couple of shots of whiskey! hell cheney admitted to havin a beer before he gunned down his attorney friend! i however , after the initial loss of control admitted nothing!! i knew i was destined for something greater!!

Pedestrian Church Member Finds Potatoe Chip With Mohammed's Image

From the Pedestrian Church:
one of the members has found a potato chip with an image of the prophet mohammed pissing up a rope on it!! it will be posted for sale on e-bay, the good reverend is only asking starting bids starting @ $10,995! a sly and the family stone pancake is also available!! buckwheat and spanky screwin miz crabtree on a cherry pop tart has also been found!! act now and a thorazine* schuffle instructional dance video will be sent with each and every order!! our bakers here @ the church of pedestria are willing to take orders now!! this offer is limited! cashiers checks and money orders, delivered to the good reverend c/o the pedestrian church are acceptable. the church needs money, a lot of our members are still afflicted with RDS (restless dick syndrome), all proceeds are going to be used in research and cures for this affliction!!
da good reverend
grand exalted ruler of the pedestrian church
prince of Pedestria
Humbly

*thorazine not included, allow 6 to 8 weeks for delivery of the video, after 9 weeks give it up ya moron!!!

Hey What's Happenings? Everything Groovy?

hey whats the happenings?,everything groovy? do you have any psycho neighbors? anyone that drools and grins foolishly? crosseyed janitors in the local schools? local morons hired and employed by macdonalds? the reason i am asking is the pedestrian church needs security guards, we will arm those that meet all or some of the above standards, they also have to smell, i dont mean sniff out possible threats they have to SMELL!! BADLY! the most odorous drooling low IQ mentally challenged will get first chance for a security guard position. a verbal test is required however, questions will be like: DO farts have lumps? if they do did you just shit your pants? the church is looking for the best possible security system available, screw electronic surveliance, live morons chained to trees, shrubbery, fences, mailboxes, or anything on the property should be sufficient. arming them with pitchforks, machetes, water ballons full of shit, should be a great deterrent to any intruders. anyone captured however unlikely will be placed in a large cage full of quail and dick cheney our vice president armed with an uzi! ranches in texas quail hunting areas frequented by our vice president are full of shallow graves. he and the president do fit most of the criteria to become guards for the pedestrian church
walk proudly
the good reverend
fadda ken
pope of the pedestrian church
lord of western florida
humbly!!
anyone knowing of any morons, friends that you would like to see chained to trees etc., politicians or ex spouses contact the good reverend @ this site!!! photos of applicants and a short resume listing thier qualifications are acceptable!! remember you cant libel garbage by saying it stinks!!!

White Mud's Spiritual Fadda Ken Gets His Own Blog!

Ladies and gentlemen,

White Mud is proud to introduce our spiritual Fadda, who is in charge of guiding the band through its own trials and tribulations...

Introducing his own new blog site, we proudly present Fadda Ken Of The 1st Church of the Eternal Pedestrians, amen-

Our prayers go out to him to be successful in his quest to humiliate mankind into shame and compel his followers to donate all their money to his worthwhile causes, including research for the cure of RDS and disaster relief for the survivors of the White Mud 2006 Reunion, which hasnt yet occurred but promises to be a disaster deserving of help waaaaaaayyyyy beyond the Tsunami thingy, Hurricane Katrina, and other crap occurring around the globe these days.

Go Git em Fadda! We wish you the best!

For those of you still searching for him, you can now find him at http://faddaken.blogspot.com/

Tell all your friends to stop by!